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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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#511 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Uh-huh.
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Posts: 70,526
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#512 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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..pray to J, I did the same-ol', same-ol'.
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#513 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Hey, knock yo'self a pro, Slick. That gray matter backlot perform us down; I take TCBin', man!
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#514 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Hey, you know what they say. See a broad to get dat booty ac'ion...
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#515 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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lay her down, or smack 'em, yak 'em!
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Posts: 70,526
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#516 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Leon's getting larger.
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Posts: 95,642
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#517 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Cold got to be! Y'know?
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#518 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Shiiit!
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Posts: 70,526
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#519 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Would you like something to read?
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#520 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Do you have anything light?
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#521 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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I may have to lock this bitch at 999.
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#522 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"
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#523 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Excuse me, Captain Oveur, but I have an emergency call on line five from a Mr. Hamm.
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#524 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Alright, give me a Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.
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#525 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
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