|
03-15-2009, 07:20 PM | #5221 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
|
Orphan Annie has concrete and gravel marks on her knees.
You couldn't plow ass if it were tied over a barrel and covered with enough doughnut powder to draw you close enough to know it was there. You won't get laid this week. You'll chicken out, you won't bring enough money...her dad will be home. Something, any excuse. I do wish you'd get a vasectomy, just in case though. |
Posts: 62,126
|
03-15-2009, 07:21 PM | #5222 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
|
|
Posts: 287,443
|
03-15-2009, 07:22 PM | #5223 |
Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
|
a nice body only gets you so far. You have to act like fonzi if you want to get laid. Doesn't matter how fat you are as long as you are in that 200 pound range.
|
Posts: 54,619
|
03-15-2009, 07:23 PM | #5224 |
El' Barto
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ
|
|
Posts: 25,529
|
03-15-2009, 07:24 PM | #5225 | |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
|
Quote:
Seriously. They dig it more when you're good-looking, though. |
|
Posts: 287,443
|
03-15-2009, 07:25 PM | #5226 |
Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
|
act?
|
Posts: 54,619
|
03-15-2009, 07:25 PM | #5227 |
El' Barto
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ
|
|
Posts: 25,529
|
03-15-2009, 07:26 PM | #5228 | |
Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 69,689
|
03-15-2009, 07:26 PM | #5229 |
El' Barto
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ
|
|
Posts: 25,529
|
03-15-2009, 07:27 PM | #5230 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
|
Yes, I suppose that's my next challenge. Repeat performances.
We'll find out soon enough. |
Posts: 287,443
|
03-15-2009, 08:03 PM | #5231 |
Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
|
|
Posts: 35,705
|
03-15-2009, 08:10 PM | #5232 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
|
Your opinion doesn't count. Only theirs.
|
Posts: 287,443
|
03-15-2009, 08:14 PM | #5233 |
Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
|
|
Posts: 35,705
|
03-15-2009, 08:17 PM | #5234 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
|
|
Posts: 287,443
|
03-15-2009, 08:21 PM | #5235 |
Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
|
|
Posts: 35,705
|
|
|