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09-26-2024, 03:02 PM | #5177 |
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Well, in my defense...i only did one of those things.
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09-26-2024, 03:02 PM | #5178 |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
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09-26-2024, 03:05 PM | #5179 |
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09-26-2024, 03:07 PM | #5180 | |
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If you don't test for COVID, you don't actually have it. Live and learn, I suppose... |
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09-26-2024, 03:08 PM | #5181 | |
Needs more middle fingers
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09-26-2024, 03:11 PM | #5182 |
The man you could post like.
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What in the cinnamon toast **** is splatterball
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09-26-2024, 03:19 PM | #5183 |
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Little gel-beads you put in a bucket of water to absorb it and then you put them in a hopper. Then a battery operated gun will rip off about 3-5 shots a second on full-auto.
If you imagine paintball for 8-10 yr olds, you're not far off. But they showed up with a whole bucket of 'the guns we play with at the pool' -- **** all that, I knew the plan and got the one off Amazon with the negative reviews that said "This leaves welts on my children..." You're goddamn right it does. Lots of 'em. Leaves them on adults as well, it turns out (found this out on a float trip - yeah, I was hammered, what of it!?!?!). |
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09-26-2024, 03:21 PM | #5184 |
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09-26-2024, 03:23 PM | #5185 | |
Needs more middle fingers
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09-26-2024, 03:24 PM | #5186 |
'Tis my eye!
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JFC man...
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09-26-2024, 03:27 PM | #5187 |
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So after the float trip I put the thing in the gun safe (my 10 year old had sworn revenge on behalf of her cousin so I had to hide it).
My wife has confiscated it. I have no idea where it is. If I ever find it, I'm putting it back in the safe and changing the code. Then, when someone breaks into the house and she gets raped because she doesn't know the new code to the gun safe, guess who's gonna get the last laugh? Steal my friggen splatrball gun... What's the world coming to? |
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09-26-2024, 03:31 PM | #5188 |
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09-26-2024, 04:02 PM | #5189 |
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10-06-2024, 02:30 PM | #5190 |
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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