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PermaBanned
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Jouissance
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#497 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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Posts: 56,649
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#498 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#499 |
El' Barto
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ
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#500 |
Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
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Super Thai Hot Thursday!
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#501 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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Posts: 56,649
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#502 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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my body is getting tight, just sayin'
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#503 |
Giggitty!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Missoula, Mt
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There is a very distinct odor in this room
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Posts: 13,395
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#504 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Jesus lives in all of us, I hope he likes cheeseburgers because that's what we're having for lunch.
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#505 |
Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
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Told my wife the other day that I didn't feel like mowing the yard. Tried to make a deal with her:
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#506 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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My eyesight is really bad. Always has been. I'm talking, like 20/800, a diopter of almost -20, glasses thick as Coke bottles. Well, talking to my optometrist about optics and physics, he mentioned that, because of the thickness of the lenses, the world I see is 15% smaller than everyone else's. Literally, things look smaller to me. And my only thought was, "Wow, cool! So my dick is BIGGER than it looks to me? Sweet!"
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#507 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#508 |
Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: On a yellow brick road.
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My boss just called me from his house to inform me that he had to take a sh*t break. Nice.
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#509 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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Today's "Thing That Annoys Me For No Good Reason": the musical group The Killers. I use the term "musical group" loosely. Naming this band of crappy guys The Killers is like naming a Chihuahua "Bonecrusher". The Killers? Really? You guys are gayer than frigging Coldplay and more pretentious than the love child of Sting and Bono. "Are We Human Or Are We Dancer?" What the f**k? And that new piece of shit you have out, something about "Fairytale" (can't get gayer than "fairytale" in a title), oh my God, what a bunch of precocious lyrics in that turdfest. Lyrically and musically they're like eating 25 Taco Bell burritos and a bottle of Maalox and then taking a crap.
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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Swimming through sick lullabies Choking on your alibis |
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