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Old 05-20-2013, 03:00 PM  
Pasta Little Brioni Pasta Little Brioni is offline
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The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.

As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
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85 BigRedChief
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84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:59 PM   #5071
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Btw, I know nothing about Dartgod other than what his avatar looks like. But the "belly in a booth" comment obviously hit home with me...thought it was pretty funny.
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:00 PM   #5072
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what in the **** job was that Rico?! My God. I wouldn't last 3 days.
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:01 PM   #5073
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Btw, I know nothing about Dartgod other than what his avatar looks like. But the "belly in a booth" comment obviously hit home with me...thought it was pretty funny.
How old was he when he died? I assume massive stroke?
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:03 PM   #5074
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I had this client who died a few months ago. He was morbidly obese to say the least. Anyways, I'd take him out in the community to help him with various tasks such as grocery shopping. His body was so oddly shaped in his stomach region. His belly hung down lower than it stuck out. It was like a giant fat-made cross between a leathery pouch and an apron. And it hung down, I shit you not, to his knees. When we'd go to a restaurant and sit in a booth, the table would be pushed towards me so closely to where I'd be feeling claustrophobic. And he would prop his fat apron-pouch on top of the table and stretch his upper back and neck frontwards to reach his food and eat it. When we'd leave, there would be grease stains all over the table from his stomach-pubic crevice region. It was so embarrassing and when I insisted to him that it was socially unacceptable to do it, he would become symptomatic, getting all shaky and shit and telling me he wouldn't be able to reach his food unless he did that.

I began taking him to Hy-Vee to eat every time we ate out (which was every time he went grocery shopping, so that worked out well). My original thoughts were that since they didn't have tables there, he wouldn't flop his belly thing on the table. I was wrong. And I encouraged him to try to eat at the table without putting his belly thing on the table and he became red in the face and became shaky and noticeably agitated and told me that he absolutely refused to eat like that because he wouldn't be able to reach his food.

I worked at that place with him as one of my clients (my primary client) for 5 years...I gave up on trying to get him to stop doing that after about 2 weeks of being employed there. So for 5 years, I was the guy in this town, who every Wednesday, shopped for groceries and went out to eat with this obese man, who obviously wasn't mentally stable, who would prop his fat, leathery apron-pouch belly on the table while he ate...leaving belly-grease marks behind when he left every...single...time. I wonder if people figured I was working or thought we were butt-buddies....?

This fat apron-pouch belly of his was visible to the public due to it hanging past his shirt. It reached his knees, no joke.

I heard this dude died roughly a month after I quit my job there. To be honest, I was pretty upset about it. I spent more time with that guy working on his personal needs affiliated goals, than I was able to spend with some of my own closest family members.

On a side note, this guy pooped his pants in my car literally countless times. It used to piss me off, but I got to the point where he and another client pooped their pants in my car so many times that I just became used to it and would ask calmly, "hey, did you poop your pants again?" They'd be honest with me if I asked calmly. I always made sure they helped me clean my car out every time it happened. The one client I chronicled in this post was always cool with it, but the other client would become all pissed off and act like they wanted to punch me if I insisted they help me clean their poop mess out of my car. Had to hold my ground on that shit (pun intended).

Now that I think back about it, man...I didn't realize how weird of a job that was while I was working there.
If I shit my pants regularly when I'm older, I'm taking a dive off a tall cliff. That's the end for me.
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:03 PM   #5075
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I haven't gone out one time this week...Sunday, Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday. It's like a summer record for me. Just haven't had the desire. I needed to recover this week. Oh, and I've been INSANELY busy at work...which is why this thread has really taken a back burner...that and every time I check in it has taken a very lame turn for the worse.
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:03 PM   #5076
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ah so you're fat

it's ok guy, I realize you're a little hurt that you're not list worthy but if it makes you feel better...you're still irrelevant and if you never posted again no one would notice

seriously...if you never posted in this thread again, or on this board again...at no point would I think, "Gee, where has LoneWolf been?"

Therefore, GTFO, , and SOMD (s on my d)
Angry much?

I'm 40 years old and probably in better shape than you. Just finished my second GoRuck challenge on May 18th, which is something I guarantee you couldn't complete.

Being irrelevant and not missed on a message board is not something I will lose any sleep over. You seem to hold a lot of your self-worth in how well known you are by strangers. Seems really strange.
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:04 PM   #5077
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what in the **** job was that Rico?! My God. I wouldn't last 3 days.
Don't act like you don't poop your pants, Hootie. It's a well-known fact around here.
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:07 PM   #5078
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I just want to know where you work that has 'clients' that are morbidly obese, have zero social skills, and constantly shit their pants? God damn.
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:07 PM   #5079
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Angry much?

I'm 40 years old and probably in better shape than you. Just finished my second GoRuck challenge on May 18th, which is something I guarantee you couldn't complete.
don't know what any of that means

you're gay
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:09 PM   #5080
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don't know what any of that means

you're gay
It's the Internet reerun. Look it up.

Being called gay by a man who has admittedly grabbed another guy's junk to avoid a beating, priceless.
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:12 PM   #5081
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I just want to know where you work that has 'clients' that are morbidly obese, have zero social skills, and constantly shit their pants? God damn.
Looking for a new career?
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:16 PM   #5082
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Rico..... just..... I don't know.


JFC.
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:18 PM   #5083
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what in the **** job was that Rico?! My God. I wouldn't last 3 days.
It was at a mental health facility where we provided psychiatric, counseling/therapeutic and community/home-based services to individuals who had a mental illness and/or developmental disabilities. I was the Service Coordinator at my office, which meant that I was in charge of the community/home-based services. Generally most of the counties that our company had offices in, the Service Coordinators didn't have to do any direct care stuff....we supervised people in job roles called "Community Support Staff" to do that work. The Service Coordinators in other counties mainly just organized their charts, made staff/client schedules, met with case managers and funding sources, organized and proofread contact notes, etc. I did all of that stuff (with an addition browsing the net in my office for hours at a time), but unfortunately, the office that I was Service Coordinator at was in a county that had a low population and therefore a lower than average client-base. Therefore, the regional managers didn't feel as if they could justify hiring more than 2 Community Support Staff to work for me...which meant I had to cover the hours those two employees couldn't...which were quite a few. Community Support Staff earn very low hourly wages, so they weren't very dependable....which made things even worse for me because I had to cover for them every time they called in (which was a lot) because I didn't have access to an abundance of staff that I could call and ask to cover the shifts. And if the shifts went uncovered, I caught shit from the client, funding source, case managers, the client and sometimes the client's family members...so there was a lot of pressure to make sure these shifts were covered. Which sucked ass.

I also held the role of being the region's Internal Regional Business Auditor. That shit was pimp as hell. The work was easy. On Fridays, I would travel to various offices and audit their HIPPA, expense claims, contact notes, personnel files, census, etc. I earned $115 apiece for each audit I conducted. And they were easy as hell. Sometimes I was able to fit in 4-5 audits in a single day.
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:21 PM   #5084
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WTF Rico? How the **** could you stand doing that for 5 years? I swear as soon as a grown man shits in my car, I'd just stop and leave him wherever we are, even if it's on the highway. Seriously.... WTF?
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Old 06-05-2013, 09:24 PM   #5085
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I guess I'll never go partying with King. Can't shit in your car or you'll be left stranded. WTF, what a selfish prick.
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