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03-03-2009, 10:29 PM | #4906 |
Supporter
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03-03-2009, 10:32 PM | #4907 | |
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When I was in a sociology class, I found out that women from Baltic (Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania), and Scandinavian countries (Norway, Sweden, Denmark, and Finland), are the most apt to engage in sociosexual activity, or basically casual sex. The amount of partners by 25 is almost double what it is here in the US, and even probably more pronounced here in the midwest. So, my dream vacation is to go over there, and get my drink on. If I can't be a player in a former Soviet Bloc nation, then there's no hope for me. ;-) |
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03-03-2009, 10:33 PM | #4908 |
UNSTOPPABLE
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: KC area
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Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass. j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious. Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli13: thats it. Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now. |
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03-03-2009, 10:35 PM | #4909 | |
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03-03-2009, 11:01 PM | #4910 |
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Anyone feeling like love is a four-letter word should turn on Comedy Central right now.
Christopher Titus is doing a special called "Love is Evol" (Evil) Even if you don't. Its funny shit. |
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03-03-2009, 11:24 PM | #4911 |
Just a man in the 'ghan
Join Date: Dec 2002
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03-04-2009, 06:49 AM | #4912 | |
Cast Iron Jedi
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03-04-2009, 06:50 AM | #4913 | |
Cast Iron Jedi
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Spoiler!
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03-04-2009, 06:50 AM | #4914 | |
Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
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Mine are derived from inner-awesomeness. |
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03-04-2009, 06:51 AM | #4915 |
Hockey Town
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Kansas City, Missouri
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Sometime this thread makes me question humanity.
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03-04-2009, 07:12 AM | #4916 |
MER
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Location: Colorado
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03-04-2009, 07:13 AM | #4917 | |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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If you give Buddah money, he'd better be good in bed. |
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03-04-2009, 12:02 PM | #4918 |
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03-04-2009, 12:04 PM | #4919 |
oxymoron
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03-04-2009, 12:08 PM | #4920 |
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