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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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#466 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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play freebird!
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Posts: 13,427
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#467 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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SOMEDAY THE MOUNTAIN MIGHT GET 'EM
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Posts: 70,527
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#468 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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BUT THE LAW NEVER WILL
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Posts: 70,527
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#469 |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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Posts: 79,686
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#470 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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I'M AS FREE AS A BIRD NOTE
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Posts: 70,527
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#471 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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then the midgets
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Posts: 43,569
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#472 |
Would an idiot do that?
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
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#473 |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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#474 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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He's dead, Jim
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Posts: 35,999
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#475 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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zed's dead, baby
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#476 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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Closer to 1000
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Posts: 39,884
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#477 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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DAMNIT JIM I'M A DOCTOR NOT A MECHANIC
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Posts: 70,527
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#478 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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My hat blew off daddy
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#479 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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I hope your goddamn head was in it
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#480 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?
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Posts: 70,527
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