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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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Posts: 110,871
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#436 |
Deep Thoughts
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: None of your business
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And you can pick you toes.
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Posts: 163,386
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#437 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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I tripped on a cloud and fell 8 miles high
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Posts: 70,527
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#438 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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I tore my mind on a jagged sky
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Posts: 70,527
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#439 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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Jessica Biel in the movie London could put Paige to shame.
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Posts: 23,226
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#440 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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I got up so tight
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Posts: 70,527
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#441 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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I couldn't unwind
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Posts: 70,527
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#442 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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I saw so much
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Posts: 70,527
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#443 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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I broke my mind
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Posts: 70,527
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#444 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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East bound and down
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Posts: 70,527
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#445 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Loaded up and truckin'
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Posts: 70,527
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#446 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Are we gonna do what they say can't be done?
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Posts: 70,527
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#447 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
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Posts: 13,427
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#448 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Ol' Smokey 's got them ears on
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Posts: 70,527
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#449 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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He's hot on your tail
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Posts: 70,527
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#450 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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And he ain't gonna rest until you're in jail
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Posts: 70,527
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