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12-03-2022, 01:24 PM | #31 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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1. Denver will still be in the basement with Russell $250MM Wilson
2. John Elway will never win another Superbowl. 3. DeBerg will still be the standard for which all shitty threads will be judged 4. X-Factor will be dead or in jail for a long time 5. Ubeja Vontell will have a toilet named after him 6. Billay will still be sucking the peens and doing anal, just like his Mom taught him. 7. Clay will be buying a minivan for his triplets after he knocks up a new girlfriend in the first week of dating. 8. Rainman will finally run out of polls 9. scho63 will still be smoking nice cigars, drinking fine booze, eating great food and paying women under 30 to give him lots of sex into his 60s. He will still be posting stupid shit on CP as well. 10. Chiefs will win back to back Superbowls. |
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12-03-2022, 01:25 PM | #32 |
Politically Incorrect
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Honorable Mention: CP server will still crash hard on game days.
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12-03-2022, 02:06 PM | #33 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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I like doing these. On December 2nd, 2025, we will see the following world:
1. The Chiefs will have three total Super Bowl trophies and are a favorite in the 2025 season to win their fourth. 2. The Dow will be at 40,300. 3. I'll visit Antarctica. 4. A new world high temperature record will be set when some place on the Arabian peninsula hits 140 degrees. 5. We will begin seeing the return of classic rock bands on the top 40 charts (as opposed to single performers). 6. Travis Kelce will say in an interview that he hopes to continue playing as long as he's feeling strong and healthy. 7. President Buttigeg will take advantage of a split in the Republican Party between Desantis and an independent Trump to win the presidency. 8. A manned Mars mission will have launched. 9. Facebook's Meta program will fall flat, proving to be a disaster for the company. 10. Iran will face a "soft revolt" where religious leaders are no longer in charge, though the secular leaders will still be religious. 11. Afghanistan will still be a big mess under Taliban control, moving back even further in time and progress. 12. Putin will be removed from power after a major health failure renders him helpless to resist. 13. A trend toward construction smaller new residential housing will produce higher home ownership rates among Millennials, while Gen Z takes advantage of the development of microcondos. Additionally, low-cost small communities in the Midwest and Great Plains will become new centers for population growth (via domestic migration). 14. The Social Security full retirement age will be raised to 68 for people born after approximately 1985. 15. An Oscar for best picture will be won for a reminscence movie that is set in the 2000s. |
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12-03-2022, 02:12 PM | #34 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: L.A.
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The Kings will come back to KC.
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12-03-2022, 02:16 PM | #35 |
What's up braj?
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Placencia, Belize
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BEP will open her own private beach sourced entirely by sand stored in her vagina
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12-03-2022, 02:36 PM | #36 |
Live free or die hard
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Durango, CO
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Stephen William Hawking will be brought back to life through Cryogenic Body Preservation only to have his eyes picked out by pigeons in NYC while his caretaker uses a port-a-poddy then later killed again while trying to implement a chip in his brain to determine what he's thinking.
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12-03-2022, 02:39 PM | #37 |
Politically Incorrect
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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