Today is my 20,000th birthday.

[Rain Man]

This assumes that we're counting by days instead of years. It makes more sense to do it this way.

I am celebrating at the drivers license renewal office.

[ClevelandBronco]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If you prefer, I can announce that I am 1,428.571 fortnights old. But that somehow seems less special.

20 kilodays sounds sound special and kind of young.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

20 kilodays sounds sound special and kind of young.

That really does sound like the ages that people would use on interstellar space stations. I may use that from now on.

In other news, I reprogrammed the song on my doorbell in honor of my 20K birthday. It was rather difficult because unbeknownst to me, the batteries had died and corroded the contacts. So it took some work up on the stepladder to get it working again. But I found a great ten-second clip of Pete Townsend singing, "Let My Love Open The Door".

[JohnnyV13]

Did you account for the fact that the first seven days after creation were likely inordinately long?