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Old 04-28-2021, 10:46 PM  
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I’m leaving forever.

Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Old 04-29-2021, 03:42 AM   #31
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Hate to see ya go patteeu.
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Old 04-29-2021, 04:58 AM   #32
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If so. I blame PB for Patty's departure.
Blow me. Why don’t you depart. Everyone hates you.


As for Patty, I think he’s had health issues in the past so I’d imagine that’s why.
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Old 04-29-2021, 05:18 AM   #33
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Old 04-29-2021, 05:19 AM   #34
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When I stop posting at CP for over a year, I want my posts to be retroactively edited to “A hotdog is a sandwich.”

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Old 04-29-2021, 05:22 AM   #35
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It may have been more fitting to post this in DC. Been a while since I last saw you active in these parts.

See ya, Pat. Thanks for the debates in the early Obama years. Hope you and yours are doing well.
It’s been a while since he has been active in DC as well. I was on the verge of being concerned.
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Old 04-29-2021, 05:23 AM   #36
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So long, patteeu. Good poster, will be missed. Best of luck and enjoy your ChiefsPlanet retirement.
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Old 04-29-2021, 05:26 AM   #37
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Later Pat
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Old 04-29-2021, 05:28 AM   #38
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It’s been a while since he has been active in DC as well. I was on the verge of being concerned.
That’s interesting, because I was just recently thinking about making a post in DC if anyone had done a wellness check on Pat. Hmm

At any rate, farewell, Friend! You were fun to converse with over the years.

Cheers!
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Old 04-29-2021, 05:39 AM   #39
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That’s interesting, because I was just recently thinking about making a post in DC if anyone had done a wellness check on Pat. Hmm

At any rate, farewell, Friend! You were fun to converse with over the years.

Cheers!
I was thinking along the same lines, just hadn’t pulled the trigger on it yet. I hope it’s nothing serious but, same as PB I recall he had health issues he talked about once. And if I recall correctly it was terminal and he had already WAY out lived his death sentence. If I recall correctly...
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Old 04-29-2021, 05:46 AM   #40
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Raped to death by BEP... man, poor patteeu...

RIP
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Old 04-29-2021, 05:48 AM   #41
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Old 04-29-2021, 05:51 AM   #42
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I was thinking along the same lines, just hadn’t pulled the trigger on it yet. I hope it’s nothing serious but, same as PB I recall he had health issues he talked about once. And if I recall correctly it was terminal and he had already WAY out lived his death sentence. If I recall correctly...
Yes, you are correct.
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Old 04-29-2021, 05:57 AM   #43
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God speed, patteau. Enjoy your life.
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Old 04-29-2021, 06:07 AM   #44
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patteau you were always one of the good ones around here...you'll be missed.

Can you take the lowlifes staylor & The Franchise with you?
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Old 04-29-2021, 06:11 AM   #45
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