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Old 01-26-2009, 01:59 PM  
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So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like.

Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background

Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me.

ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that".

Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me)

Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up)

That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird.

A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's

B. Chick = Owner of the Salon

C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before

D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair

E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday

Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:18 PM   #31
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:18 PM   #32
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Sounds to me like you're getting free haircuts for life dude. I'd also have them throw in some massages etc....
You could get some quality entertainment, and free haircuts out of this one.

She's the one that should feel out of place and shitty about this, not you.

Lock the door, dumbass.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:20 PM   #33
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My guess, and totally a guess, is that the BJ was a precursor to a nice barber chair ****.
I'm not sure how you got that from that, but ok!!


Seriously, though, this story is all too familiar.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:20 PM   #34
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2 Things.

1. Are you married?

2. Worthless w/out Pics
1. Faithfully for over 15yrs

2. I'm not sure that the better shot wouldn't have been the look on my face.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:20 PM   #35
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:21 PM   #36
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You could get some quality entertainment, and free haircuts out of this one.

She's the one that should feel out of place and shitty about this, not you.

Lock the door, dumbass.
No doubt, I would just go there with a big ass smile on my face, after getting the haircut - shampoo etc, load up on hair styling product. When she gives you a bill, smile and say "Yeah...I don't think so."
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:21 PM   #37
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1. Faithfully for over 15yrs

2. I'm not sure that the better shot wouldn't have been the look on my face.
the best shot would've been on her face.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:22 PM   #38
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Also, hopefully there's another barber chair available.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:22 PM   #39
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I'll need the address of this shop please. For....just give me the address!!
I doubt it'd be that hard to find being at least a three story building in Wichita.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:24 PM   #40
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:25 PM   #41
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If you do go to that appointment...I triple dog dare you to carry in a can of


and wipe off the chair before sitting down.

It'll make her feel like an
i doubt he has a fleshlight
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:26 PM   #42
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I'm not sure how you got that from that, but ok!!


Seriously, though, this story is all too familiar.
Well, maybe things are different with you and Sully.

a. I don't normally just receive a BJ from Mrs. ChiTown. It's usually part of the meal, not the entire meal.

b. I assumed she was planning to get some for herself since her knickers were on the floor.

c. Familiar? Really? Do tell!
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:26 PM   #43
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I'm not sure how you got that from that, but ok!!


Seriously, though, this story is all too familiar.


Do tell....
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:26 PM   #44
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:28 PM   #45
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This whole thread is already hilarious, and this:

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so it's a full service salon?
is my favorite of many good lines.
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