Grizzly Bear vs. Rhino

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

Setting: Grassy Plain
Behavior: Bloodlust/Fight to the Death
Combatants: Full size adults

Who wins?

[Fish]

Originally Posted by alanm

I hate to be picky about such things but Mosquitos doesn't belong on this list. Nor do Freshwater snails or Assassin bugs or Tsetse flies or Roundworms or Tapeworms. None of these are Animals.

Technically, they are indeed animals.

[J Diddy]

Reminds me of some wisdom I learned while in the Cub Scouts back in the early 80s. As a child I was posed with the question of how to stop a rhino from charging?

The answer, it turns out, is quite simple. All you must do is take away his/her/their credit cards.

[ThyKingdomCome15]

Too obvious the bear would win.

[srvy]

From what I understand Rhinos and Hippos are the Mr MaGoo's of the animal world. Could old Griz use it to his advantage? Its best bet would be to keep its distance and move slowly around it. When you have a good distance advantage run like the wind.

Ol Griz and his disposition wouldn't do that though. He would get mad and challenge Rhino where its life would be ended quickly.

[J Diddy]

Originally Posted by srvy

From what I understand Rhinos and Hippos are the Mr MaGoo's of the animal world. Could old Griz use it to his advantage? Its best bet would be to keep its distance and move slowly around it. When you have a good distance advantage run like the wind.

Ol Griz and his disposition wouldn't do that though. He would get mad and challenge Rhino where its life would be ended quickly.

The old adage. Float like a butterfly sting like a bear.

[Bwana]

Originally Posted by ThyKingdomCome15

Too obvious the bear would win.

[-King-]

Originally Posted by Fish

Technically, they are indeed animals.

I didn't know so many people considered insects to be their own thing separate from animals until a couple years ago. Blew my mind.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by kcgreene

Just was curious about this after these convos, so I decided to post it here:

Deadliest Animals Worldwide in 2022 by number of human deaths:

1) Mosquitos - 1 Million Deaths
2) Snakes - 100K Deaths
3) Dogs - 30K Deaths
4) Freshwater Snails - 20K
5) Assassin Bugs - 12K
6) Tsetse Flies - 10K
7) Roundworms - 2.5K
8) Crocodiles - 1K
9) Tapeworms - 700
10) Hippos (Tied with Elephants) - 500

Is the next matchup Hippos versus Elephants?

No Von Miller?

[J Diddy]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

No Von Miller?

Von don’t kill. He just smacks the hoes.