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TLO · Today, 12:41 PM

Hello www.chiefsplanet.com friends!

If you're planning to come to St. Joe for training camp, and make the unwise decision to spend any time in this town outside of the confines of Missouri Western State University- let me be your tour guide on this magical adventure.

First of all, we don't have a ton of local restaurants I would call "must visit". Go to Hoof and Horn if you want a decent steak. Frederick Inn isn't a bad place to eat either. We have like 14 Mcdonald's, so that's something. We have a ton of other fast food places and chain restaurants.

Need some supplies? AVOID the Walmart on South Belt. Take the extra few minutes to go to North Belt Walmart or better yet, Target. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU GO TO SOUTH BELT WALMART.

This is pretty much true of the entire city though. Anything south of 36 Highway is kind of a no go zone. Until you get down by Menards at least. Just go North from Missouri Western and thank me later.

If you decide to venture West, stop before you hit Elwood. You have to go across a big ass bridge to get there, so drive your car into the Missouri River if you have to. Your experience crashing into the river will be just as enjoyable and likely smell better than Elwood.

If anyone has any questions about St. Joe, I'm sure I, or another of my St. Joe brethren can answer for you!

ChiefsFan63 · Today, 06:03 PM

Thanks for the info. We are coming up the 31st and 1st for training camp. Last year we visited the Pony Express Museum. We enjoyed that. Is there something else we shouldn't miss? We will have one afternoon that we can explore. Any help is appreciated!

TLO · Today, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFan63

Thanks for the info. We are coming up the 31st and 1st for training camp. Last year we visited the Pony Express Museum. We enjoyed that. Is there something else we shouldn't miss? We will have one afternoon that we can explore. Any help is appreciated!

The Glore Psychiatric Museum is pretty cool, if you're into that sort of thing.

The Patee House Museum is also neat.

TLO · Today, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

Best gas station bathroom to do heroin?

US Oil on 22nd and Messanie.

**ptlyon** · Today, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TLO

US Oil on 22nd and Messanie.

Do they have free dispensers?

Jewish Rabbi · Today, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by KCJake

Any updates on what's actually happening at camp? Nobody gives a shit what the best restaurant is.

I hope you get a paper clip stuck underneath your big toe nail

cmh6476 · Today, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

Best gas station bathroom to do heroin?

Woody's

Arch Stanton · Today, 07:36 PM

What about Boudreaux's?

**Bowser** · Today, 07:40 PM

Go by 54th Street and have a Long Island Iced Tea in Nzoner's honor.

I know he ended up giving up the booze, but I also do remember at one time that was his go-to when he would go to training camp.

**ptlyon** · Today, 08:25 PM

Suddenly I think of the scene in shawshank where the new fish come in and was asked if there were any questions.

Guy says "When do we eat?"

Today, 12:41 PM
TLO Life is changing.. TLO's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri	** TLO's Guide to Chiefs Training Camp in St Joe ** Hello www.chiefsplanet.com friends! If you're planning to come to St. Joe for training camp, and make the unwise decision to spend any time in this town outside of the confines of Missouri Western State University- let me be your tour guide on this magical adventure. First of all, we don't have a ton of local restaurants I would call "must visit". Go to Hoof and Horn if you want a decent steak. Frederick Inn isn't a bad place to eat either. We have like 14 Mcdonald's, so that's something. We have a ton of other fast food places and chain restaurants. Need some supplies? AVOID the Walmart on South Belt. Take the extra few minutes to go to North Belt Walmart or better yet, Target. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU GO TO SOUTH BELT WALMART. This is pretty much true of the entire city though. Anything south of 36 Highway is kind of a no go zone. Until you get down by Menards at least. Just go North from Missouri Western and thank me later. If you decide to venture West, stop before you hit Elwood. You have to go across a big ass bridge to get there, so drive your car into the Missouri River if you have to. Your experience crashing into the river will be just as enjoyable and likely smell better than Elwood. If anyone has any questions about St. Joe, I'm sure I, or another of my St. Joe brethren can answer for you! Last edited by TLO; Today at 12:53 PM..
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ChiefsFan63 Starter ChiefsFan63's Avatar Join Date: May 2022 Location: Butler County Kansas	Thanks for the info. We are coming up the 31st and 1st for training camp. Last year we visited the Pony Express Museum. We enjoyed that. Is there something else we shouldn't miss? We will have one afternoon that we can explore. Any help is appreciated!
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Arch Stanton Starter Join Date: Feb 2023	What about Boudreaux's?
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Bowser sorta mod-ish Bowser's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North	Go by 54th Street and have a Long Island Iced Tea in Nzoner's honor. I know he ended up giving up the booze, but I also do remember at one time that was his go-to when he would go to training camp.
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ptlyon Bono & Grbac wasn't enough Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Sioux City, IA	Suddenly I think of the scene in shawshank where the new fish come in and was asked if there were any questions. Guy says "When do we eat?"
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