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12-13-2001, 07:41 AM | #31 |
Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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Leave it to the witty one to find a piece of humor about crap !
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12-13-2001, 08:19 AM | #32 |
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They say the toughest loss is the loss of a twin.
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12-13-2001, 08:28 AM | #33 |
The Sicilian
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It's been a long season, huh?
I will mourn your loss however. That really is the shits. |
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12-13-2001, 08:42 AM | #34 |
Certified Bourbon taster
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We show up for the football scoop
And to talk of Bob Dole's poop We like to talk We sometimes rap Or hear about Bob's massive crap We share a joke, enjoy the wit of Bob Dole and his daily sh*t If a stranger walks in, guess he thinks It ain't just our football team that stinks There's them that like this And for them that do Happy Holidays to Bob and Curly-poo |
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12-13-2001, 09:46 AM | #35 |
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Bob, did curly have a daughter named baby ruth?
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12-13-2001, 09:50 AM | #36 |
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My brother sent an email with this site attached. He "asked Jeeves "how to polish a turd"
and this site came up....they will actually ship someone a turd for you. www.smellypoop.com |
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12-13-2001, 09:56 AM | #37 |
It's dejavu all over again!
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LOL....
One question Mr. Dole...with the bad hand, do you find it hard to wipe with the less dominant hand?...assuming of course that you are a natural righty.... anybody remember the old Cheech and Chong routine about "pinching a loaf"? It's a masterpiece... this is almost as good.... |
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12-13-2001, 09:57 AM | #38 |
Rufus Dawes Jr.
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Ya know Senator, I felt the same loss this morning.
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12-13-2001, 10:05 AM | #39 | |
Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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heheheh...that was a good one! |
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04-27-2002, 08:53 AM | #40 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
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04-27-2002, 09:03 AM | #41 |
ultimate chiefs fan
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04-27-2002, 11:15 AM | #42 |
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And its dishwasher safe!!!
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04-27-2002, 12:05 PM | #44 |
In Search of a Life
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If he could have only held out a bit longer...I hear the Chiefs were getting ready to trade a conditional pick in next year's draft (a fifth, escalating to a fourth if he was able to hold together against a power rush) for Curly. I think I read somewhere that Vermeil was interested in a wide-body who could plug up the holes on defense.
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04-27-2002, 12:11 PM | #45 |
"Think ZOOM!"
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I would say yes to that, but our defense already stinks bad enough with Robinson's toilet bowl spinner.
holy waterfunnel batman, the spinner defense finally makes sense... Last edited by headsnap; 04-27-2002 at 12:17 PM.. |
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