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BN 2/9 · 07-10-2004, 12:02 PM

Lincoln & Kennedy

Abraham Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White
House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both were shot in the head.

Here is an interesting one...

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by southerners.

Both were succeeded by southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born
in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.

Both assassins were known by three names.

Both names contain fifteen letters.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.

Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And last but not least...

A week before Lincoln was shot; he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot; he was in Marilyn Monroe.

**KcMizzou** · 07-11-2004, 02:05 AM

Well, alrighty then...

I'll be going now...

**ShortRoundChief** · 07-11-2004, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Well, alrighty then...

I'll be going now...

No kidding.

**KcMizzou** · 07-11-2004, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

No kidding.

Meh, he's harmless.

I think.

Ultra Peanut · 07-11-2004, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Meh, he's harmless.

I think.

Ultra Peanut · 07-11-2004, 02:09 AM

BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THE BAIO

tk13 · 07-11-2004, 02:11 AM

If I ever become a TV exec, I've said for years now that my first action will be to recruit Tony Danza and Scott Baio and combine their forces to make the single greatest situational comedy in television history, "Who's in Charge?"

**KcMizzou** · 07-11-2004, 02:11 AM

I imagine this is something like what the people who use sign language to communicate with to Koko the gorilla go through...

**ShortRoundChief** · 07-11-2004, 02:12 AM

Fairplay · 07-11-2004, 02:14 AM

These are old facts, nothing new. Interesting though.

Ultra Peanut · 07-11-2004, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay

These are old facts, nothing new. Interesting though.

THE BAIO once had sex with a koala, then fed it a cheeseburger.

Fairplay · 07-11-2004, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis

THE BAIO once had sex with a koala, then fed it a cheeseburger.

What about corndogs?

**ShortRoundChief** · 07-11-2004, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psicosis

THE BAIO once had sex with a koala, then fed it a cheeseburger.

I heard that, but I heard it was with a squirrel.

Ultra Peanut · 07-11-2004, 02:23 AM

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What about corndogs?

These guys are almost as cool as THE BAIO:

Ultra Peanut · 07-11-2004, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

I heard that, but I heard it was with a squirrel.

Unequivocally false.

**ShortRoundChief** · 07-11-2004, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psicosis

These guys are almost as cool as THE BAIO:

Dude Kid and Play are WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY cooler than Scott Baio

You can not be serious.

07-10-2004, 12:02 PM
BN 2/9 Starter Join Date: Mar 2004	Lincoln & Kennedy----Amayzing!!! Lincoln & Kennedy Abraham Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960 The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both were shot in the head. Here is an interesting one... Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by southerners. Both were succeeded by southerners. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by three names. Both names contain fifteen letters. Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And last but not least... A week before Lincoln was shot; he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot; he was in Marilyn Monroe.
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KcMizzou Supporter KcMizzou's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Parkville MO	Well, alrighty then... I'll be going now...
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Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Ultra Peanut's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland*	BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THE BAIO
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tk13 ... tk13's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2001	If I ever become a TV exec, I've said for years now that my first action will be to recruit Tony Danza and Scott Baio and combine their forces to make the single greatest situational comedy in television history, "Who's in Charge?"
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KcMizzou Supporter KcMizzou's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Parkville MO	I imagine this is something like what the people who use sign language to communicate with to Koko the gorilla go through...
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ShortRoundChief Embrace the love ShortRoundChief's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Joplin
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Fairplay A certain set of skills Fairplay's Avatar Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: texas	These are old facts, nothing new. Interesting though.
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