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Nope. Civilized people don't eat other people. |
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12 | 19.67% |
Yep. Tastes like chicken, but with a wedding ring. |
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25 | 40.98% |
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this question. |
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24 | 39.34% |
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#31 |
Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
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If I hadn't pulled a Madonna' and got a more "Now" image I believe my stance would be obvious.
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#32 |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: In a shotgun shack
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Kevin, I remember that original thread cause it ended up getting me kicked off and I had to change my user name. It was a really funny topic.
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#33 |
remember, remember
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: como
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you'll have to ask chiefsgurl about that one...
eating of other human beings is ok, as long as they're married
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NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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#35 |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: In a shotgun shack
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I always used rjintx. Had to go to rjintx2, then rjintx3 after a conversation with Joe Seahawk wherein we for some reason began using Spanish words neither of us knew the correct meanings of and the overseeers decided it was profanity, though my significant other of Mexican descent said that what had been written translated loosely into eating ham sandwiches on a beach. Whatever it was, me & Joe both got the heave-ho by some bb nazi.
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#36 |
Spelunker
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Federal Lockup
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I just checked with my lawyer. I plead the 5th. (by the way, thigh steaks are the best part)!!!
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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#38 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
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I'm surprised at how many people are not answering 'yes' or 'no.' While you guys are hesitating, some of us are going to sneak in and get the drumsticks.
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#39 |
Will KC ever be better?
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks
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Wouldn't have to resort to eating a person in those scenarios.
Aways have my trusty Leatherman Redneck Tool on me. With it, I could walk up to a farmer's cow, slice it's throat and enjoy several nice meals. In town, if there are than many people lying around, soemthing tragic must have happened and not many people would be around. I can use my leatherman to pick a lock to a grocery store, take some food (leave money at the cash register of course) and eat to my heart's content. About the only scenario that would trouble me would be in a lifeboat in the ocean. But after reflection, I would put a little slice in one of my left fingers, hold it over the boat and chum for sharks. When one came in, I would slice of some fin and start shewing (The chinese say it is a delicacy). (Just think of what McGiver could have done if they had leathermans while his TV show was running) I believe Hank said it best, "A country boy can survive" ![]() |
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Will KC ever be better?
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Land of Red Dirt & Necks
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#41 |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: In a shotgun shack
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A fine memory, Kevin.
I'm trying to remember if the cannibal thread was the same one that slipped into a necrophilia thing. I think it was Dan T who posted something about a necrphiliac's consternation when driving through a red light district and seeing the flashing signs proclaiming "live girls, live girls". I might be fuzzy on the details but do recall laughing my a** off when reading that. |
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#42 |
AIC
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: West Roxbury, MA
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anybody remember that case back in 1983 or 1984 where something like this happened? they were stranded at sea for like 7 days and they all voted to eat the kid and they did, then when they were rescued they all went to jail for murder?
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#43 |
Veteran
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: KC
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It depends. I would eat them, but I think extreme cannibalistic eating habits should follow the same rule as all other food.
I do not eat lamb fries, because no matter how they are cooked or how good they taste, they are balls. I also do not eat chitterlines, tripe, etc......... So, I would take the 66% and eat the person, until all parts other than balls, asses, and intestines were left. I would then take the 33% chance. 1 out of 3 is too good of chances for me to pass up by eating hairy man balls. |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: KC
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#45 |
Pain Cake
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Lawrence, KS
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Pubie chip?
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