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Join Date: Oct 2000
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It's dejavu all over again!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: at home in my own chair
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Back in the early 80's I was doing pest control when I get called to do a job at this house in Johnson County...
So I walk in and there are these two hot women sitting at the kitchen table..."I have to start upstairs" I said. "Fine" they say...one of the chicks is wearing this tight tee shirt and I could see her perky breasts and the outline of her nips...I was staring at her breats so I couldn't help but notice her tee shirt said "Conan the Barbarian" on it...anyway I go upstairs all the while thinking maybe these two chicks will come up and seduce me just like Penthouse letters or some such shit...needless to say they didn't...but when the movie Conan the Barbarian came out, I realized the chick with the nice breasts was none other then Sandahl Bergman....100% true...closest I ever came to doing a movie star in real life anyway... ![]() |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Sunny Orlando, FL
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One sunday afternoon, as I walked through the convent orchard, a slightly "stalky" nun came dashing out the door. The wind caught her Habbit and blew it wistfully into the air, revealing the side of her hairy neck...Her age was starting to show, in the 85 year old silver, creaping towards her scalp. I picked up an apple off of the ground and took it to her, shining it on my dirty tee shirt, asking her if she'd like a bite. She gummed through her toothless smile that If I'd take it to the kitchen blender, she could have half, because a whole apple would loosen her bowel.....
thats all I have for now. I'm working on a story about some Taliban Burka-nighty stories too! |
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It's dejavu all over again!
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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Guys...I'm in a computer lab...and I'm sitting right next to a blonde. And underneath her clothes...she is naked.... now I need to hit ENTER before she sees this and slaps me..
I know this wasn't as good as my "Hot chicks talking fantasy football thread"...but it's the best I can come up with for now... |
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Just a man in the 'ghan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Jalalabad, Afghanistan
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Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: St. Petersburg, FL
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This kills me every time I think of this:
Years ago, fresh out of college, I was sharing a house with a few other roomies. One happened to be beautiful, vivacious blonde gal with piercing green eyes and breasts big enough to provide shade for small boys. Anyhoo, we were alone one night...she wanted a massage. So, she laid down on the floor, (in her sweats), fully clothed, as I gave here a full massage. Needless to say, I was getting frisky, and couldn't stand it anymore...so, for some reason, I tickle her, she spins around facing me on the floor- laughing like crazy. We're both laughing when we get to staring at each other with a devilish smile...I'm (you know what), and I'm sure she's feelin' it...our heads begin approaching each other to start making out- when all of a sudden the front door slams open - and our roomies show up! Ugggghh!!! ![]() I wanted it so bad... ![]() |
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Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: St. Petersburg, FL
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I was young then...needed a cheap place, and so did Tara. I hear she's actually in Denver as well. I might have to locate her, and see if she's still single, and would like to continue the massage further. ![]() |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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With Spring Approaching....its nearing the season where the sensual wind whispers of possible neked ladies in River Falls Wisconsin.
I humbly await frequilizer's sequel......the Sequalizer! I like it. This thread had sooo much potential. |
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