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NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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"If you have sex with me, I'll untie you," generally works, but it's also more of a short-term strategy.
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Rock Chalk Jayhawk
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#33 |
Screw U if U can't take a joke
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Have you tried the "classic"? Wanna fuck?
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#34 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lovin my kids
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By the way a guy asked me to ask yall if u know where the g-sport is and i dont even have a clue what the g-sport is.
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#35 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lovin my kids
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DOH, i meant g-spot ...
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#36 |
The pizza king of kansas
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a.
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Plus roy remember use protection and make sure she have birth control pills.
After the sex part you make her breakfest or lunch depending on what time you wake up |
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Screw U if U can't take a joke
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Screw U if U can't take a joke
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The Dude Abides
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Dakota Country
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Rock Chalk Jayhawk
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The Dude Abides
Join Date: Apr 2001
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#42 |
Champs!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Kansas City
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The old fashioned....
"Hi, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" |
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#44 |
Screw U if U can't take a joke
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I knew this thread had potential as comedy gold.
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The Dude Abides
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Dakota Country
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If you push gently three or four times.....you'll know whether you are close; gently massage, in circular motions....clockwise and counter-clockwise, with interruptions to apply direct pressure. Within a few minutes, you will be rewarded with a puppy....that will follow you around for at least a few weeks. ![]() |
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