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royr17 · 02-20-2005, 07:27 PM

Ok lets start here.

I need some help with some things i need to know on gettin married, the do's, the dont's, the things you need to know about that.

I see you guys here some are married some arent so the ones that know stuff i need to know let me know about it.

So what are the things i should know about it, cause i dont wanna wait my whole life to get married, i actually wanna be married before i turn 26 which is 6 years from now.

But I wanna get started early in startin a family, so what are the do's and dont's in marriage ???

Mosbonian · 02-20-2005, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by FloridaChief

Every time I think I've seen the nadir of this BB, inevitably someone grabs a shovel and digs for China...

What's Ralph Nader digging a hole to China got to do with this?

Wait....nevermind....

mmaddog
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02-20-2005, 08:03 PM

RoyC,
Please go buy III a hammer. That way anytime he's tempted to use his keyboard in the future, he can use the hammer on his fingers. Good Lord.

FloridaChief · 02-20-2005, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by mmaddog

What's Ralph Nader digging a hole to China got to do with this?

How'm I supposed to know? Ask Hoover.

Eleazar · 02-20-2005, 08:04 PM

Since we're on the marriage topic, here's one a I just heard.

A man comes home from work one day and sees his wife packing up her suitcases. He asks her where she's going, and she says "I'm leaving you and moving to Las Vegas. I just saw on television that I can make $200 a night doing what I do for you for free."

Suddenly, the husband begins packing his bags, too. The wife asks what he's doing, and he says "I want to see how you're going to live on $400 a year."

tk13 · 02-20-2005, 08:05 PM

If nothing else, maybe you could have the traditional KU Jayhawk wedding. Go to a nice church and have a real fancy ceremony... and then when you get to the very end of the vows, you choke the bride.

**Iowanian** · 02-20-2005, 08:06 PM

I think if you get married, you should Let Rich Scanlon have a go at her on your wedding night.

teedubya · 02-20-2005, 08:08 PM

ROy finally gets laid, and he thinks he found the love of his life. Hey ROy, its called Pussy... all chicks have one. Just cuz one let you touch hers, doesnt mean its love...

Im almost embarassed for you.

02-20-2005, 08:09 PM

Roy, when you bring home a W-2 that has more than 3 zeros on the end feel free to post another marriage thread. Until then, don't even think about it.

I'm already gonna smack you upside the head once when I see you next. You don't want to add to that.

royr17 · 02-20-2005, 08:09 PM

I dont think this thread was good idea.

Mosbonian · 02-20-2005, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

Dads already gettin onto me about this one

I need to know what are some things you need to know about the person before ever thinkin of gettin married.

First of all.....her real name, not the one she uses on the Internet

Second....does she have a husband

mmaddog
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4th and Long · 02-20-2005, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by mmaddog

First of all.....her real name, not the one she uses on the Internet

Second....does she have a husband

mmaddog
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badgirl · 02-20-2005, 08:11 PM

How do you know SHE wants to marry you roy, have you already asked?

royr17 · 02-20-2005, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Roy, when you bring home a W-2 that has more than 3 zeros on the end feel free to post another marriage thread. Until then, don't even think about it.

I'm already gonna smack you upside the head once when I see you next. You don't want to add to that.

And why would you do that for ??????????

stevieray · 02-20-2005, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

I dont think this thread was good idea.

The subject isn't, either.

royr17 · 02-20-2005, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

How do you know SHE wants to marry you roy, have you already asked?

I dont wanna answer this but yes we have.

02-20-2005, 07:27 PM
royr17 MVP Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lovin my kids	Marriage Question Ok lets start here. I need some help with some things i need to know on gettin married, the do's, the dont's, the things you need to know about that. I see you guys here some are married some arent so the ones that know stuff i need to know let me know about it. So what are the things i should know about it, cause i dont wanna wait my whole life to get married, i actually wanna be married before i turn 26 which is 6 years from now. But I wanna get started early in startin a family, so what are the do's and dont's in marriage ???
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02-20-2005, 08:03 PM	#32
Phobia Guest	RoyC, Please go buy III a hammer. That way anytime he's tempted to use his keyboard in the future, he can use the hammer on his fingers. Good Lord.
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02-20-2005, 08:04 PM	#34
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Eleazar's Avatar Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA	Since we're on the marriage topic, here's one a I just heard. A man comes home from work one day and sees his wife packing up her suitcases. He asks her where she's going, and she says "I'm leaving you and moving to Las Vegas. I just saw on television that I can make $200 a night doing what I do for you for free." Suddenly, the husband begins packing his bags, too. The wife asks what he's doing, and he says "I want to see how you're going to live on $400 a year."
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02-20-2005, 08:05 PM	#35
tk13 ... tk13's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2001	If nothing else, maybe you could have the traditional KU Jayhawk wedding. Go to a nice church and have a real fancy ceremony... and then when you get to the very end of the vows, you choke the bride.
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Iowanian Supporter Iowanian's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia	I think if you get married, you should Let Rich Scanlon have a go at her on your wedding night.
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02-20-2005, 08:08 PM	#37
teedubya Most Valuable Poster teedubya's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2003	ROy finally gets laid, and he thinks he found the love of his life. Hey ROy, its called Pussy... all chicks have one. Just cuz one let you touch hers, doesnt mean its love... Im almost embarassed for you.
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02-20-2005, 08:09 PM	#38
Phobia Guest	Roy, when you bring home a W-2 that has more than 3 zeros on the end feel free to post another marriage thread. Until then, don't even think about it. I'm already gonna smack you upside the head once when I see you next. You don't want to add to that.
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badgirl CLICK, CLICK..BOOM!!!! badgirl's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Johnson City, Tennessee	How do you know SHE wants to marry you roy, have you already asked?
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