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NFT: Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...us/sperm_theft
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classic May I suggest changing your avitar to either a wooden post, or a box of rocks. |
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That is one of the funniest friggin' things I have ever read!! Cripes!! How the hell did she pull that off (logistically speaking, I mean)?!? Maybe she just made a big production of going the bathroom to brush her teeth...
Wow. How about that kid? This is going to require a totally different answer to, "Mommy, where did I come from?" "Well, your father and I loved each other...very, mu...well, sort of...enough to engage in oral...uh,...hmmm. Let me tell you why Mom keeps that spit cup in the bathroom." |
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someone find a link where it says if you hold sperm in you mouth you can rush to the Dr. and have it injected into the womb, freaking reeruned.
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The WOMAN sued the MAN in a paternity suit saying that she had secretly kept his sperm to impregnate herself. What the man is doing is a counter-suit.... suing her back after she filed the initial lawsuit. The WOMAN is the person who came forward with this story first. If this story is a hoax, the WOMAN is the one who made it up. |
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Ok Ok I get it, she wants child support and he don't wanna pay it, whats new, no matter the story it most of the time ends the same
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![]() The woman DECIEVED the guy, by NOT SWALLOWING his sperm, KEEPING it, and IMPREGNATING herself with it. And after the fact, after TWO YEARS decides she's not only a deceptive and lying and manipulative whore, but that she's also a GD gold-digger. ![]() What part of that don't you understand? ![]() |
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