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06-24-2024, 07:00 PM | #31 |
It was not a fair catch
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I met edave
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06-24-2024, 07:05 PM | #32 |
What's up braj?
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06-24-2024, 07:08 PM | #33 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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24 hours after I had gotten married I was propositioned by a gay guy on Fisherman's Wharf in a tee shirt shop. He told me he had just my size and wanted to take me for a spin in his Porsche.
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06-24-2024, 07:08 PM | #34 |
It was not a fair catch
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06-24-2024, 09:40 PM | #35 |
The Lurkiest
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06-24-2024, 11:08 PM | #36 |
Fight, build, win!
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06-24-2024, 11:12 PM | #37 |
Fight, build, win!
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06-24-2024, 11:17 PM | #38 | |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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06-24-2024, 11:27 PM | #39 |
Politically Incorrect
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06-24-2024, 11:41 PM | #40 |
YOU take YOUR seat
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oh ya, when I was 18 and went to fort lauderdale for an air show on the beach, I decided to try and hit the pool/hot tub at like 1am when it was supposed to be closed. There was a topless woman in there by herself, but it was dark so I couldn't tell if she was hot or not. But she looked surprised and said in kind of a sexy voice "hello" and I got scared and left immediately.
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06-25-2024, 03:44 AM | #41 |
Snacks Are Under My Apron
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06-27-2024, 01:59 AM | #42 |
I'll **** anything that moves!
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Does nobody travel? Or is everyone shy about about a weird story?
Shit man, I thought this would be a slam dunk offseason thread. Clearly I’m wrong. Had a buddy tell me about visiting some spot in Mississippi, and he was just flummoxed. Rudest, weirdest experience he ever had. Grenada? I visited Cartagena, Colombia about a decade ago. Was supposed to be a trip with two buddies and their gf’s, but the dudes got onto good jobs they couldn’t refuse, and I said **** it, and reluctantly went down there by myself. Was a cool trip mostly. Went to the Rosario Islands, the old city of Cartagena is very cool, great soccer bars( barf), wayyyy too many hustlers, but you get used to it. Not a great ocean experience in Cartagena, but still fine for turning your brain off, sucking down a few Aguilas, and relaxing. All was fine until my next to last day. Went to the city square again, had some drinks among locals, and caught a buzz. Went outside to just chill and have a smoke. Got approached by a prostitute. Happens too often, but this time… Jesus…. This girl couldn’t have been more than 12 or 13 years old. I could feel the blood leave my body, I looked around and walked as fast to the nearest cab and told him to take me back to my hotel. I went straight to the hotel bar/restaurant and ate, told my story to the bartender, and I just wanted to cry. It was an obvious setup…. Very corrupt down there, but at the same time, I could’ve gone with this girl, and maybe pay a $100 for a fine and be on my way. I almost threw up. Last day there, I hung on the beach, ate at the hotel, and got on my flight the **** outta there. |
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06-27-2024, 06:57 AM | #43 |
Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan
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I think it was the year after I graduated from high school(94 ish) me and my best friend decide we want to travel down to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. I have several great stories from this trip but one of the best ones involves my friend never haven driving a stick shift. I had a manual Geo Metro at the time and we decided to drive it down there.
We are in Texarkana about 2 am and I pull over on this gravel side to let him drive. We are on this desolate highway and just as he gets in and ready to go here comes a sheriff or maybe highway patrol who proceeds to turn around and get right behind us on the side of the road. My buddy asks what we should do and I said to just sit there for a minute to see what he does. The cop never gets out and never turns on his lights, he just sits there. So eventually I tell my buddy to go and what happens when an inexperienced driver with a stick shift and clutch tries to take off on gravel... yeah, he peppers the guys car with gravel taking off. Lights immediately come on and we pull back over. I have to say, he was probably as cool as could be for what just happened and it being 2 in the morning. We explained the situation and where we were headed. He didn't even pull us out of the car or anything. He gave a verbal warning(not even a written warning or anything) and let us go on our merry way. |
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06-27-2024, 07:20 AM | #44 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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He wanted a nap
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06-27-2024, 07:26 AM | #45 |
Banded
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