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RoyC,
Please go buy III a hammer. That way anytime he's tempted to use his keyboard in the future, he can use the hammer on his fingers. Good Lord. |
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Join Date: May 2003
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Since we're on the marriage topic, here's one a I just heard.
A man comes home from work one day and sees his wife packing up her suitcases. He asks her where she's going, and she says "I'm leaving you and moving to Las Vegas. I just saw on television that I can make $200 a night doing what I do for you for free." Suddenly, the husband begins packing his bags, too. The wife asks what he's doing, and he says "I want to see how you're going to live on $400 a year." |
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If nothing else, maybe you could have the traditional KU Jayhawk wedding. Go to a nice church and have a real fancy ceremony... and then when you get to the very end of the vows, you choke the bride.
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I think if you get married, you should Let Rich Scanlon have a go at her on your wedding night.
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ROy finally gets laid, and he thinks he found the love of his life. Hey ROy, its called Pussy... all chicks have one. Just cuz one let you touch hers, doesnt mean its love...
Im almost embarassed for you. |
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Roy, when you bring home a W-2 that has more than 3 zeros on the end feel free to post another marriage thread. Until then, don't even think about it.
I'm already gonna smack you upside the head once when I see you next. You don't want to add to that. |
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I dont think this thread was good idea.
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CLICK, CLICK..BOOM!!!!
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How do you know SHE wants to marry you roy, have you already asked?
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