Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Hall of Classics
Reload this Page I’m leaving forever.
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

Reply
Page 29 of 73 « First 1925262728 29 3031323339 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-28-2021, 10:46 PM  
patteeu patteeu is offline
The 23rd Pillar
 
patteeu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
I’m leaving forever.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)

Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM..
Posts: 110,871
patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.patteeu is obviously part of the inner Circle.
   Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 10:10 AM   #421
Donger Donger is offline
"Think BOOM!"
 
Donger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan View Post
Where are the picts of hot golfing dudes?
I don't think the Picts play/ed golf. So, no.
Posts: 182,377
Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 10:10 AM   #422
Bearcat Bearcat is offline
Would an idiot do that?
 
Bearcat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan View Post
Where are the picts of hot golfing dudes?
Do you prefer younger guys or older gentlemen?
Posts: 55,838
Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 10:11 AM   #423
Katipan Katipan is offline
MER
 
Katipan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
... I think I prefer Paige.
Posts: 22,959
Katipan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Katipan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Katipan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Katipan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Katipan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Katipan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Katipan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Katipan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Katipan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Katipan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Katipan is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 4 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 10:11 AM   #424
BIG_DADDY BIG_DADDY is offline
THE RED MENACE
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texas
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man View Post
We're making progress, Paige after Paige.
If everyone guesses why he left we would make it. Here, let me start. I guess Pat left because there were more meaningful things he wanted to do with his time after looking that he had 100k + posts.
Posts: 32,389
BIG_DADDY has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BIG_DADDY has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BIG_DADDY has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BIG_DADDY has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BIG_DADDY has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BIG_DADDY has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BIG_DADDY has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BIG_DADDY has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BIG_DADDY has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BIG_DADDY has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BIG_DADDY has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 10:14 AM   #425
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY View Post
If everyone guesses why he left we would make it. Here, let me start. I guess Pat left because there were more meaningful things he wanted to do with his time after looking that he had 100k + posts.
One could theorize that he was here killing time until his pizza arrived, and it was a really slow delivery service.
Posts: 141,860
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 10:14 AM   #426
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan View Post
... I think I prefer Paige.
Now we're talking.
Posts: 141,860
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 10:17 AM   #427
BigRedChief BigRedChief is offline
Has a particular set of skills
 
BigRedChief's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperBowl4 View Post
I always thought patteeu was too legit to quit. 110,871 posts and he throws in the towel? What drives a man to the breaking point of no return?
Vegan Beer?
Posts: 79,302
BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 10:18 AM   #428
BigCatDaddy BigCatDaddy is online now
The Beast Inside Your Head
 
BigCatDaddy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
Has this piece of shit left yet?
Posts: 25,942
BigCatDaddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigCatDaddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigCatDaddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigCatDaddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigCatDaddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigCatDaddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigCatDaddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigCatDaddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigCatDaddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigCatDaddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigCatDaddy is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 10:20 AM   #429
ptlyon ptlyon is offline
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man View Post
One could theorize that he was here killing time until his pizza arrived, and it was a really slow delivery service.
Had a coworker that when he went to college would order domino's pizza back when their promise was it was delivered in 30 minutes or it was free. They would order when the train would come through, they lived on the other side of the tracks. They got free pizzas all the time. One time the driver cried and said "You're going to make me lose my job".

True story.
Posts: 34,280
ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 10:22 AM   #430
Bearcat Bearcat is offline
Would an idiot do that?
 
Bearcat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY View Post
If everyone guesses why he left we would make it. Here, let me start. I guess Pat left because there were more meaningful things he wanted to do with his time after looking that he had 100k + posts.
I would guess someone would need another reason on top of that though... ENDelt comes to mind as someone who posted 25+ times/day and then pretty much quit cold turkey, but I believe he finished college and got married (IIRC).

I don't think someone hangs out for 20 years before finally realizing it's a giant time waster (I'm sure he's known that for a while, heh) without having something more meaningful to do with that time.... but, could be wrong.

I've taken breaks, but haven't ever really thought I'd be gone forever... not that thinking that means it'll actually happen, of course.
Posts: 55,838
Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bearcat is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 10:23 AM   #431
Renegade Renegade is offline
Just Lurking
 
Renegade's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Ozark Mountain Country
Speaking of Paige, she is involved in one of most memorable days

2019 Legends of golf at Big Cedar Top of the Rocks, celebrity shoot out. I was in charge of walking around VIP's from mastercard around inside the ropes. I had to make sure they had access to everything and were treated special.

My grouping was
Gary Player-I actually ended up carrying his bag for awhile because his caddy (grandson) was having a medical issue with his blood sugar
Justin Timberlake (wife Jessica Biel was along)
Paige Spiranac

I will say it was really difficult to focus on any golf with Jessica and Paige in the group.
Posts: 2,020
Renegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliRenegade 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
 Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 10:24 AM   #432
BigRedChief BigRedChief is offline
Has a particular set of skills
 
BigRedChief's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
Quote:
Originally Posted by mlyonsd View Post
Does pat even golf?

Not that it matters because I agree with this post.
Everyone approves of Paige playing golf. I'm sure he would approve.
Posts: 79,302
BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigRedChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 10:24 AM   #433
Bugeater Bugeater is offline
The Maintenance Guy
 
Bugeater's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
You can pick your friends
Posts: 70,443
Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 10:25 AM   #434
Bugeater Bugeater is offline
The Maintenance Guy
 
Bugeater's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
And you can pick your nose
Posts: 70,443
Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-30-2021, 10:25 AM   #435
Bugeater Bugeater is offline
The Maintenance Guy
 
Bugeater's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
But you can't pick your friends' nose
Posts: 70,443
Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.Bugeater is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 29 of 73 « First 1925262728 29 3031323339 Last »

« Previous Thread | > Hall of Classics < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:12 PM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.