*****2024 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2024 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE THREEPEAT

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Xavier Worthy
Round 2, #63: Kingsley Suamataia
Round 4, #131: Jared Wiley
Round 4, #133: Jaden Hicks
Round 5, #159: Hunter Nourzad
Round 6, #211: Kamal Hadden
Round 7, #248: C.J. Hanson

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2023 Draft thread here
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View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by staylor26

Draft Day pic.twitter.com/jNwqZNZ0QS

— The Pettiest Laker Fan �� (@ThePettiestLA) April 25, 2024

Ok that's funny.

[BryanBusby]

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk

Mahomes to McConkey.

Not really understanding the obsession here. I mean like if you can get his production from a mid range pick, I'd be ecstatic.

Not sure I'm really feeling that in the first round for a death from a thousand butter knife jabs kind of receiver.

[staylor26]

Originally Posted by BryanBusby

Not really understanding the obsession here. I mean like if you can get his production from a mid range pick, I'd be ecstatic.

Not sure I'm really feeling that in the first round for a death from a thousand butter knife jabs kind of receiver.

You're underestimating the big play ability.

He wins down the field too.

That's what separates him from those in that box that people want to put him in.

[Mile High Mania]

Will be interesting to see which teams trade first and if that opens up a flurry of trade moves.

[RunKC]

Originally Posted by staylor26

You're underestimating the big play ability.

He wins down the field too.

That's what separates him from those in that box that people want to put him in.

Yup. I see a Julian Edelman with deep speed to burn corners deep. For 32 he’d be a great pick.

Mahomes would trust him early

[Coach]

Looking forward to a fun filled day.

[Titty Meat]

Do you guys watch the draft on NFL Network or ESPN?

[Coach]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

Do you guys watch the draft on NFL Network or ESPN?

I usually prefer NFL Network.

[staylor26]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

Do you guys watch the draft on NFL Network or ESPN?

NFLN although not the same without Mayock the GOAT.

[Sassy Squatch]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

Do you guys watch the draft on NFL Network or ESPN?

McAfees show. ESPECIALLY tonight with Belichick being on.

[BryanBusby]

Originally Posted by staylor26

You're underestimating the big play ability.

He wins down the field too.

That's what separates him from those in that box that people want to put him in.

Probably. Like I wouldn't be pissed if that was the pick at 32.

I think Veach has bought enough good will that he could draft OJ Simpson and I'll probably work to make it make sense.

[SAGA45]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

Bears are trying to trade No. 9

If Alt is sitting there at 9 pull the trigger Veach.

Or Odunze?

[Wisconsin_Chief]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

Bears are trying to trade No. 9

If Alt is sitting there at 9 pull the trigger Veach.

That’s our lifeline if we’re serious about moving up. Would think Poles won’t play hardball with Veach like everyone else since literally the only reason he has that job is because he worked here.

[jjchieffan]

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare

Maybe that's why they did it, to **** with other teams to deal with them or make other teams nervous.

Maybe so. We will never know the facts, but there sure was a lot of noise going around that Horseface jumped in front of KC in 2016 because they thought that the Chiefs wanted him. That worked out great.

But getting back to the question, when did the Chiefs take the guy that was whispered to him. I know that there were rumors out there that the Chiefs would be interested in Mahomes at 27. Nobody imagined that they would trade up to ten. Before that, I remember when there were whispers that Pioli wanted Tyson Jackson. But nobody wanted to believe that he was that stupid. Unfortunately, he was. I remember the whispers that Carl was interested in Tony Gonzalez and we got him. But that's about it I think.

[BryanBusby]

“Just looking at his dumb f**king face pisses me off” #Giants HC Brian Daboll on Daniel Jones.

GM Joe Schoen is working desperately hard to trade up and land a new franchise QB.

— Wesley Steinberg (@WesSteinberg) April 21, 2024