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10-14-2011, 01:37 PM | #4081 |
Hello
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
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10-14-2011, 01:38 PM | #4082 |
You think you can get by this?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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10-17-2011, 08:31 AM | #4083 |
You think you can get by this?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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WOOHOO!!! I finally finished shopping for dad's birthday. I ended up getting him an Ozzie Smith plaque and a Chiefs helmet history felt pennant for his man cave, a couple of new metal license plate borders (holders, protectors, whatever they're called) since his old plastic ones are way faded, and the Chiefs safari hat (which is the only thing he knows about).
Also got him a couple of buttons (one lights up) about being 60 and being old, along with a big beaded necklace, to wear to work Saturday. For the party, I just went with a couple of turning 60 centerpieces and a 4 ft long inflatable cane that says something about beating you if you tease him about his age. |
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10-17-2011, 10:04 AM | #4084 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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3.5-hour flight delay. Yippie-ki-****ing-a.
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10-19-2011, 08:43 AM | #4085 |
You think you can get by this?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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Finally started my paper whose rough draft is due tonight.
I'm writing about the smoking ban that passed in Springfield, and that it's had a negative effect on the city as written. I figure I will write it in a way that makes people think that I'm a smoker, and then deliver the blow in the conclusion that I feel this way as a non-smoker. |
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10-19-2011, 10:33 AM | #4086 | |
Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
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10-19-2011, 11:02 AM | #4087 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
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Billie Jean is not my lover
she's just a girl and she claims that I am the one but the kid is not my son |
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10-19-2011, 11:04 AM | #4088 |
Wheeeeee!!!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In a house
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10-19-2011, 11:06 AM | #4089 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
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Paula Deen is not my mother
she's just a cook who claims that I ate a ton but I'm not even done |
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10-20-2011, 11:35 AM | #4090 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: floatin cobwebs n the sky
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I can tap the fingers on my right hand from right to left with ease
and the fingers on my left hand from left to right with ease but have problem doing the opposite on either hand I can only deduct that I've been abducted by aliens & given a double hand transplant |
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10-22-2011, 09:24 PM | #4091 |
You think you can get by this?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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Dad's surprise party was a huge success!
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10-23-2011, 05:25 AM | #4092 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: olathe,kansas
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Chinky chinky Chinaman, floating down the deleware,chewing on his underwear,couldn't find another pair..
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10-23-2011, 10:22 AM | #4093 |
Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Small town in SE Kansas
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Knowledge of you limitations is some of the best information you can have.
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10-23-2011, 10:28 AM | #4094 |
You think you can get by this?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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10-24-2011, 09:06 AM | #4095 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
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http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...51449&page=444
"Man I can't stop farting" is on the 2nd page of Google results with a link to the mod abuse thread. |
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