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04-18-2023, 10:31 AM | #391 |
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02-13-2024, 10:28 PM | #392 |
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It's officially the offseason! What excuses are you old fogies that can no longer please your women going to come up with to avoid spending time with them on Sundays now that the season is over? I need ideas for a friend...
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02-13-2024, 10:36 PM | #393 |
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Sounds like your friend should be a Broncos fan.
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02-15-2024, 01:40 PM | #394 |
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I'm divorced - so I don't really have a dog in the fight - but for the other divorced guys I highly recommend just hiring a prostitute who also cleans and cooks. Thus far it has worked out well and is much cheaper and less stressful than actually dating.
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02-15-2024, 01:49 PM | #395 |
best in the biz
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02-15-2024, 11:46 PM | #396 |
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02-16-2024, 05:39 AM | #397 | |
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02-16-2024, 07:14 AM | #398 |
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Guess I missed this thread last year, or maybe at 73 I didn't feel it pertained to me.
I have nothing to complain about, just like a machine that wears out, so does the body. My Sole F63 treadmill is at the top of my possession favorite list and do at least a half hour on it every morning after breakfast, which consists of one piece of turkey bacon and a half cup of egg beaters. Both my Cardiologist and GP told me on the most recent visit to keep up whatever I am doing. I am on no prescription drugs but do take supplements. Been logging my diet on "Lose it" for 754 days in a row and have lost 38 lbs. that makes it so much easier on my old knees and hips. Alcohol is a daily battle and is so much easier fought out here 9 crazy miles from the nearest source to buy any. Enjoying the Chiefs success the last few years has been something beyond any expectations I could have ever dreamed of. Seeing a lot of what is going on in this world makes me glad we don't live forever. Last edited by HemiEd; 02-16-2024 at 07:46 AM.. |
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02-16-2024, 08:16 AM | #399 |
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I received a new pillow as a gift a few days ago and it has changed my life.
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02-16-2024, 08:41 AM | #400 |
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02-16-2024, 08:42 AM | #401 |
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I got my son(he’s 27) a couple of tempurpedic pillows for his birthday then a mattress topper for Christmas and he said the same thing. I’m probably old, but those things are life changing.
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02-16-2024, 08:46 AM | #402 |
Woman should only make babies
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I hurt my back doing nothing haven't been to work in awhile
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02-16-2024, 09:04 AM | #403 |
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Definitely life changing. It blows my mind how much better my overall mood has seemed to be since I started using it just a couple of days ago.
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02-16-2024, 10:08 AM | #404 |
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My grandson told me the other day that in banana years I’d be bread.
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02-16-2024, 10:12 AM | #405 |
Has a particular set of skills
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Well since I turned 65, I have to post in here now.
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