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****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers TNF Game Thread****
Everyone is talking about COVID-19 but have you heard of a DEADLY NEW DISEASE that originated in the GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI, WHERE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, ALSO PLAY?
We call this disease MAHOMESIASIS-15* It is FATAL to ALL AFC West teams AND their fans outside Missouri. Quote:
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES are at extremely HIGH RISK. Symptoms: random burn marks, depression, shrinking of genitals, elevated estrogen levels. WAIT WAIT I'M GETTING A REPORT FROM THE CENTERS FOR DEFENSE CONTROL! OH MY GOD THERE'S AN OUTBREAK HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN LOS ANGELES! EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO DIE! *Please consult a doctor if your Mahomesiasis-15 lasts longer than this game thread. |
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12-17-2021, 11:39 AM | #3901 |
Changes pants while driving
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12-17-2021, 11:41 AM | #3902 |
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12-17-2021, 11:42 AM | #3903 |
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12-17-2021, 11:43 AM | #3904 |
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Can't argue with that. Though I wouldn't put too much of that on Nnadi. He's still under a rookie contract, if I recall. But Reed and Clark are stealing money. I hope we dump those 2 and Hitchens in the offseason.
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12-17-2021, 11:47 AM | #3905 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
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My guess is that he's being coached heavily to get a fast start given the issues with speed rushers. He's really taking it to heart, but he's right on the line of false starting. Apparently the refs think he's okay, though, so I'll tip my hat to him.
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12-17-2021, 11:49 AM | #3906 |
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I wish every game was reffed like this.
Let them play. Only call what you see, not what you think happened. |
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12-17-2021, 11:50 AM | #3907 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
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12-17-2021, 11:55 AM | #3908 |
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12-17-2021, 11:56 AM | #3909 |
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this GIF is getting mileage
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12-17-2021, 12:00 PM | #3910 |
Needs more middle fingers
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12-17-2021, 12:14 PM | #3911 |
Please squeeze
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12-17-2021, 12:46 PM | #3912 |
Champion Golfer Of The Year
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12-17-2021, 01:08 PM | #3913 |
In Search of a Life
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12-17-2021, 01:11 PM | #3914 | |
Needs more middle fingers
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12-17-2021, 01:11 PM | #3915 |
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The league still isn't ready for our package of Josh Gordon deep shots.
We were going to roll it out last night. Andy is going to bomb teams with Gordon in the playoffs. WATCH IT HAPPEN! |
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