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06-26-2009, 06:19 PM | #376 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I want to be Robert Muldoon.
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06-26-2009, 07:02 PM | #377 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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06-26-2009, 07:03 PM | #378 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Parts Unknown
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I hate when it rains all day
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06-26-2009, 07:29 PM | #379 |
I'll be back.
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06-26-2009, 09:01 PM | #380 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Robert ****ing Muldoon wouldn't go to bed at 10pm on a Friday night.
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06-27-2009, 07:43 AM | #381 |
Starter
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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I'm so getting some tonight
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06-27-2009, 11:13 AM | #382 |
sorta mod-ish
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Location: KC North
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06-27-2009, 11:15 AM | #383 |
sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
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I find it really hot when you drive past a car, and the woman in the passenger seat has her legs up on the dash. But when you see a guy doing the same thing, I have this urge to ridicule them.
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06-27-2009, 11:16 AM | #384 |
El' Barto
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ
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06-27-2009, 05:10 PM | #385 |
Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: St. Joe
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ALS or "Lou Gehrig's Disease" is nasty. A friends mother just died last night from it. She was diagnosed not 9 months ago, quick downturn.
I've heard of this disease but never knew anyone that had it, and how quick it hits. Total muscle loss after 9 months. First is was a left foot wouldn't work, then the left hand. After 4 months she couldn't walk and was in a wheel chair. |
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06-27-2009, 06:37 PM | #386 |
Veteran
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: iowa
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My coworker is frustratingly slow. I was trying to explain the benefits of vaporizing alcohol, and he goes, "Sweet, you'd get high as f***!"
Me-"Drunk, really. But ya, it hits you pretty quick." "No, you're inhaling it so you'd get high." "No, it's still alcohol in your bloodstream, it just gets there quicker. You get drunk." "No, you'd get high. It's going in your lungs." this conversation went on for about 3 minutes.... i had to walk away it was so frustrating |
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06-27-2009, 10:07 PM | #387 |
Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: On a yellow brick road.
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Husband: "Sex is out."
Wife: "Why?" Husband: "Because I dropped a big deuce." Wife: "Ok" *pukes a little in her mouf* "U can still hop ur stinky ass in the shower." Husband: "I suppose I could." Wife: *Analyzes conversation* "Ya know what, never mind." |
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06-27-2009, 10:18 PM | #388 |
Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Florida
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I can't wait till Thursday.
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06-27-2009, 10:19 PM | #389 |
El' Barto
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ
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Tourist are F'ing STUPID!!!!
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06-28-2009, 01:12 AM | #390 |
Amateur Poster
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Tacos rule.
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