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11-16-2022, 09:23 AM | #361 |
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Location: Florida
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I'm not sure why, but every time we go out of town, I get the consties. The Mrs and I went for a weekend getaway this past weekend and of course I didn't go for 3 days. We got back Monday evening so I figured by Tuesday morning I'd be blowing it up. Drank my usual 2 cups of coffee yesterday, but nothing happened. Well, this morning all hell broke loose. I think I saw some gum I swallowed in 82. I've gone 4 times sofar and feel like there's more to come. Pray for me brothers and sisters
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11-16-2022, 10:27 AM | #362 |
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Location: Missouri
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I might have cried. The splash was so big a shower was needed.
I think lost 8 lbs. |
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11-16-2022, 11:03 AM | #363 |
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Equate Daily fiber (I use it every 2-3 days) is your friend.
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11-16-2022, 11:18 AM | #364 | |
What's up braj?
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11-16-2022, 11:19 AM | #365 | |
'Tis my eye!
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11-16-2022, 11:20 AM | #366 |
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11-30-2022, 09:03 AM | #367 |
Politically Incorrect
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Uh Oh! The Dam is blocked and called in Ex-Lax for unblocking.
Only happens 2-3 times a year. Too much bread and cheese. |
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11-30-2022, 09:24 AM | #368 |
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Location: West of the Equator
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Sugar-free maple syrup has sorbitol which is what gives prunes their laxative properties. I eat waffles about once a week to keep things moving.
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11-30-2022, 11:30 AM | #369 |
Politically Incorrect
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Holy cow the damn has broken and a tsunami has occured!
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12-01-2022, 01:47 PM | #370 |
Life is changing..
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Location: NW Missouri
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I'm about to destroy the toilet at work. Wish me luck.
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12-01-2022, 01:55 PM | #371 |
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Location: Driftless Region
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Had dental work on Monday and haven't had an appetite because my jaw hurts. Normally a morning pooper daily but now I'M WAITING FOR A GOOD POOP!
Damit. |
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12-01-2022, 01:56 PM | #372 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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shits have been very thick, dark and toxic lately
pretty sure it's the chili |
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12-11-2022, 07:26 PM | #373 |
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Join Date: Sep 2000
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I think there was a reference a while back about this. It talks about the SPEW of microscopic particles during a flush. Not sure it was in this thread though.
https://whnt.com/news/toilets-spew-i...owered-lasers/ |
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03-06-2023, 04:07 PM | #374 | |
I'll be back.
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03-06-2023, 04:17 PM | #375 | |
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