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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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#361 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Michigan
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#362 |
Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2016
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Sorry to see him go; enjoyed lurking in the DC threads.
What happened to the beautiful women pics? |
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#363 |
**** the Raiders
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
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#364 |
**** the Raiders
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
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Whoring
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#365 |
**** the Raiders
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
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#366 |
**** the Raiders
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: A Webb of chaos
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Answers
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Posts: 28,662
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#367 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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#368 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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Thought this thread would develop like a morel mushroom over night
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#369 |
Itinerant degenerate.
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Caretaker, Overlook Hotel
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Getting there.
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Posts: 8,185
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#370 |
Born to Ride
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: NWA
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Good Morning Chiefs Planet! Its a beautiful day here in North West Arkansas!
We should be 700 posts or better by the end of today. I hope we're not in for a big let down after we hit the 1000 mark. |
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#371 |
Constable of Untruths
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wichita
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Happy Friday, CP! I've had my morning cup of coffee, beautiful double-tapered poop, and I ran 5 miles on the treadmill. Looking forward to a great day of work till noon and then 18 holes of golf. Hope everyone has a great day and a good start to their weekend.
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#372 |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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#373 |
Special Teams ACE!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Where the hell is SNR
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The mods could solve this thing pretty ****ing quickly.
Just swap out the draft thread title for this one. People will post in this thread for the draft stuff tonight, and we'll reach the 1000 posts by the end of the night. And when we reach 1000, just swap the titles back the way they were. TAKE THAT AND YOUR STUPID GAMES, PATTEEU! |
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#374 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Jefferson City
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Who knew paid russian trolls would let others know they got another assignment.
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#375 |
TACO SALAD
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: yes
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I feel like nothing is going to happen at 1000 posts. Would be a pretty good troll job
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