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*****The Patrick Mahomes Thread*****
IT ****ING HAPPENED
OP UPDATE: Because of all the interest in this thread, I've place all of the video content of Patrick Mahomes II's college career, and draft day goodness into a single post that can be found here. Enjoy! Last edited by Dante84; 05-17-2017 at 09:40 AM.. |
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02-26-2023, 11:45 PM | #36661 |
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I'd like to see ERB do one with Pat Mahomes vs Tom Brady
This would be their first one with football players, to my knowledge, which is odd because they almost every other sport represented Some of Mahomes' lines could be: You had Wes Welker and you had Randy Moss Yet all you could manage was a Super Bowl loss I lost Sammy Watkins and I lost Tyreek Hill Yet I won the Superbowl and the MVP still. You ditched your wife for one last shot at Glory But all you got was a nightmare end to your story. I rap with style and rap with class But Eli Manning still owns your ass |
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02-27-2023, 01:58 AM | #36662 |
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02-27-2023, 02:01 AM | #36663 |
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02-27-2023, 09:29 AM | #36664 | |
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There was a closer several years back named Armando Benitez. If you hit Armando's fastball, his answer was always "**** you, I'll throw the next one HARDER..." And it ended up even more straight and centered than the last one. That's the risk you run with Brett Favre. Get him once and his response will be "Oh yeah, well try to pick THIS" and he'd fire some batshit insane laser into triple coverage that would also get picked. Rinse/repeat. Favre's problem was that even at his apex, you never knew if he was just going to shit all over the rug. And he wasn't a guy who would self-scout and dial things back. Nor did he have the kind of emotional control you'd like. He'd get frustrated and as a consequence he'd get stupid. I don't think you can take that over someone like Rodgers who has plenty of spectacular in his game but is capable of being far more measured when he needs to be. This version of him isn't because he's a petulant little twat now. But we're talking peak here and 2011 Aaron Rodgers is as close to Mahomes as anything we've seen. His ability to turn the aggression dial up/down as needed that season really is something you just don't see. 9 yards/attempt, 300+ yards/game and a 45-6 TD/INT ratio? That's just unreal. Jordy Nelson and Greg Jennings were nice players - but let's not act like Rodgers didn't make those guys more than they made him. I'd take Rodgers over Favre in that game 100 times over 100. Because with peak Rodgers there's just zero chance you're ever out of that game. |
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02-27-2023, 09:30 AM | #36665 |
THIS .... IS... ARROWHEAD!!!!
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Bro Kelce has at LEAST 6 more years.
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02-27-2023, 09:36 AM | #36666 | |
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02-27-2023, 10:08 AM | #36667 |
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02-27-2023, 10:15 AM | #36668 |
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02-27-2023, 10:19 AM | #36669 |
Would an idiot do that?
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Tyler Palko completed 84 passes in his career... I'd like to believe I could complete 1, even if it 99% of it was a receiver making a play on a lame duck throw.
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02-27-2023, 10:28 AM | #36670 |
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I think the key would be to complete the pass in the first couple of plays of the game, before the defense realizes we can't throw more than ten yards and starts putting 11 in the box. But if we can get that one pass completion, even if it loses yards, then I think we have a good chance of winning the bet.
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02-27-2023, 10:28 AM | #36671 |
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They said average fan... Many of us have played football and would most likely be considered above average. Go to Arrowhead and look around and determine who is an "average fan" and I think Patrick is spot on...
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02-27-2023, 10:43 AM | #36672 |
You gotta kill a few people
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02-27-2023, 11:20 AM | #36673 |
Mahomes: We Are All Witnesses
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02-27-2023, 11:45 AM | #36675 | |
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Favre responded oh is that all? Who gives a shit. |
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