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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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#346 |
El Diablo
Join Date: Dec 2004
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another one bites the dust, can we merge this with another thread so that we can sign the piece of shit we need @ 1k posts?
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World's Best Boss
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Bronco Country
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#348 |
Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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#349 |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
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Its definitely a strange and out of character move by such a respected, long time poster... but yeah lets see where it goes, what other choice do we have?
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#350 |
Psycho Bag Of Squanch
Join Date: Sep 2001
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#351 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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#352 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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Guys they have a Patrick Mahomes face mask any of you would wear. Some of you would even wish Covid extended longer so you could wear it more.
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#353 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Spink, SD
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Join Date: Aug 2000
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#355 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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#356 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Spink, SD
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#357 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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I'll take "The Rapists" for $500, Alex.
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#358 |
I'm with the banned.
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Surtain.
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#359 |
'Tis my eye!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Chiefsplanet
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#360 |
I'm with the banned.
Join Date: Sep 2006
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And Newsome.
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