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I'll be back.
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****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers TNF Game Thread****
Everyone is talking about COVID-19 but have you heard of a DEADLY NEW DISEASE that originated in the GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI, WHERE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, ALSO PLAY?
We call this disease MAHOMESIASIS-15* It is FATAL to ALL AFC West teams AND their fans outside Missouri. Quote:
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES are at extremely HIGH RISK. Symptoms: random burn marks, depression, shrinking of genitals, elevated estrogen levels. WAIT WAIT I'M GETTING A REPORT FROM THE CENTERS FOR DEFENSE CONTROL! OH MY GOD THERE'S AN OUTBREAK HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN LOS ANGELES! EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO DIE! *Please consult a doctor if your Mahomesiasis-15 lasts longer than this game thread. |
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12-16-2021, 10:31 PM | #3481 |
MVP
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LOL...not a great start
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12-16-2021, 10:31 PM | #3482 |
YOU take YOUR seat
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**** I hope Tyreek is ok
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12-16-2021, 10:31 PM | #3483 |
Champs!
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Location: Kansas City
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Nice!
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12-16-2021, 10:31 PM | #3484 |
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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Just looks like cramps.
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12-16-2021, 10:31 PM | #3485 |
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Kelce!!
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12-16-2021, 10:31 PM | #3486 |
Veteran
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KELCE!!
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12-16-2021, 10:31 PM | #3487 |
Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
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Location: Omaha, Nebraska
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Lets GO!!!
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12-16-2021, 10:32 PM | #3488 |
Certified Swiftie
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Location: Taylor Swift's Entourage
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Yes, Kelce.
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12-16-2021, 10:32 PM | #3489 |
"You like to drink?"
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No Tyreek = Pringle has a shot to justify his roster spot
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12-16-2021, 10:32 PM | #3490 |
I love your mom
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Location: Sturgeon Falls, Ontario
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Cramps for hill?
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12-16-2021, 10:32 PM | #3491 |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
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ZAP TO KELCE
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12-16-2021, 10:32 PM | #3492 |
Veteran
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The **** was that
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12-16-2021, 10:32 PM | #3493 |
Most Valuable Villain
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There we go, baby.
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12-16-2021, 10:32 PM | #3494 |
In Search of a Life
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Thank God they are dumb enough to blitz
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12-16-2021, 10:32 PM | #3495 |
MVP
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We can’t expect Kelce to carry they while drive.
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