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Old 12-16-2021, 12:00 AM  
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****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers TNF Game Thread****
Everyone is talking about COVID-19 but have you heard of a DEADLY NEW DISEASE that originated in the GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI, WHERE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, ALSO PLAY?

We call this disease MAHOMESIASIS-15*

It is FATAL to ALL AFC West teams AND their fans outside Missouri.

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There have been eleven confirmed outbreaks of Mahomesiasis-15 around the country in the last several years, mostly in Los Angeles, Denver and Las Vegas. EACH TIME, this DEADLY NEW DISEASE kills approximately 70,000 people.

There were outbreaks in Oakland and San Diego and EVERYONE THERE DIED SO HARD those places are now UNINHABITABLE.



Even a slightly weaker strain of Mahomesias-15 devastated Mexico City.

PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES are at extremely HIGH RISK.

Symptoms: random burn marks, depression, shrinking of genitals, elevated estrogen levels.


WAIT WAIT I'M GETTING A REPORT FROM THE CENTERS FOR DEFENSE CONTROL!

OH MY GOD THERE'S AN OUTBREAK HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN LOS ANGELES!

EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO DIE!

*Please consult a doctor if your Mahomesiasis-15 lasts longer than this game thread.
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:30 PM   #3466
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:31 PM   #3467
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:31 PM   #3468
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:31 PM   #3469
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:31 PM   #3470
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Mahomes has a chance to make up for his **** up earlier on the gimme TD.

Go and win it now, franchise QB.

You got that 1/2 billion $$$$$$$$ contract for a reason!

Be a boss like we know you can be!


We love ya even when you’re struggling!!
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:31 PM   #3471
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:31 PM   #3473
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:31 PM   #3474
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:31 PM   #3475
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Old 12-16-2021, 10:31 PM   #3478
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