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Old 04-11-2023, 08:37 PM  
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Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!
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Old 04-14-2023, 10:02 AM   #331
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Old 04-14-2023, 10:51 AM   #332
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Got up at 830
Took 6 pills
Took vitamins
Took a shit
Walked 1.5 miles
Took another shit
Showered
Fed the dog
Took blood pressure
Wrote in journal
Thinking about taking another shit

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Metamucil or Bran Flakes?
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Old 04-14-2023, 11:28 AM   #333
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Metamucil or Bran Flakes?
Some kind of prescription powder that you mix with water.
On top of the cancer I’ve got diverticulitis
I’m going to stop taking two of the antibiotics today and save the last 3 days worth in case of a flare up later. These ****ers are worse than the pain.
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Old 04-14-2023, 11:48 AM   #334
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Some kind of prescription powder that you mix with water.
On top of the cancer I’ve got diverticulitis
I’m going to stop taking two of the antibiotics today and save the last 3 days worth in case of a flare up later. These ****ers are worse than the pain.
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Holy shit - I hope you are winning the battle. I don't feel so bad now about my gout, ulnar nerve entrapment / surgery or fatty liver.
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Old 04-15-2023, 06:51 AM   #335
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The last reps I gave out.

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Old. AF.
You are definitely a cheapskate with the rep.
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Old 04-15-2023, 07:01 AM   #336
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I'll put some boundaries on what I think you are saying.

Let's say the life expectancy is 78
0-26 years is YOUTH
27-52 years is MIDDLE AGE
53-78 years is OLD

If you need this to be validated, ask any 26 year old if a 53 year old person is OLD, and they will nearly always say "Absolutely!"

I'm sure we can make subcategories to the above to soothe our egos.
When I was a teenager everyone over 55 was the same to me. I had no idea how to differentiate who was what degree of old after that.

And I also could not figure out if someone was 29 or 40. Now I can't figure out who is 12 or 25. No clue. They all look 15 to me.
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Old 04-15-2023, 04:43 PM   #337
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Got up at 830
Took 6 pills
Took vitamins
Took a shit
Walked 1.5 miles
Took another shit
Showered
Fed the dog
Took blood pressure
Wrote in journal
Thinking about taking another shit

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Got up at 6 AM to pee/poop
Fixed breakfast of 2 eggs over easy and 2 pieces of dry toast wit a cup of Orange Cinnamon tea
Took my 4 pills
Took my Vitamin D pill I take once a week
Stripped the bed, put it in the wash and the dryer the remade the bed.
Cleaned the toilet/bathroom
Put in a load of wash
Went for a morning walk around the lake in our neighborhood (more of an oversized retention pond)
Shaved and showered
Took another pee
Chewed 2 tums (Doctor ordered daily)
Fixed lunch for my son and I
Got clothes from dryer and folded them-then the put in a second load.
Took my son to get a haircut...he was starting to look like one of the Duck Dynasty clan

Took my afternoon nap for an hour at 3 pm...after I took another pee.

Now fixing dinner...Hamburgers, fries and pasta salad.

We are going to have a night of Guy movies...the wife is returning after 3 weeks of being in KC for her Mom's last few weeks here on Earth. (I loved her like she was my own Mom)
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Old 04-15-2023, 05:00 PM   #338
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Got up at 6 am
Ate a bowl of raisin bran with 2% milk
2 cups of English breakfast hot tea
1 banana
Took my meds, low dose aspirin, my statin and a couple of other drugs that I can't remember what the heck they do. Took 2 multivitamins.
Rode my bicycle 36 miles, 14.5 mph average speed
Came home, ate lunch, 2 steak quesadillas
Went out an went around the boundary of my 1.2 acre lot with the weed eater
Took a shower, plopped down in front of the computer and did some work.
Now watching some USFL football, only because there is nothing else on

Tomorrow I will rinse and repeat the process except substitute in a 43 mile bicycle ride
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Old 04-16-2023, 10:38 AM   #339
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I'm 53.

I regularly ride a bike and Like to do a lot of work on my house.

I go up in the attic quite a bit to get stuff or work on electrical or other projects.

The past two years every time I go up there I'd throw out my back. From walking around bent over cuz it's only about 5 feet high up there.

I started doing 20 minutes of core exercises each morning while listening to music. Basic back-saving crunches, bridges, pointing dogs, and some stretches.

Made a HUGE difference. Getting started was tough, once I got a few days in, It was just part of the morning stuff. I recommend it.
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Old 04-16-2023, 11:29 AM   #340
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I'm 53.

I regularly ride a bike and Like to do a lot of work on my house.

I go up in the attic quite a bit to get stuff or work on electrical or other projects.

The past two years every time I go up there I'd throw out my back. From walking around bent over cuz it's only about 5 feet high up there.

I started doing 20 minutes of core exercises each morning while listening to music. Basic back-saving crunches, bridges, pointing dogs, and some stretches.

Made a HUGE difference. Getting started was tough, once I got a few days in, It was just part of the morning stuff. I recommend it.
I’m actually pretty limber I can still bend over and touch my knees
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Old 04-16-2023, 12:38 PM   #341
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I’m actually pretty limber I can still bend over and touch my knees
I remember when I could bend over. Those were the good ol days
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Old 04-16-2023, 03:04 PM   #342
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Old 04-16-2023, 03:16 PM   #343
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Got up at 5:17am.

Took my 4 pills
Had one cup of hot vanilla chai tea
Surfed the web including CP and played my online games
Watched about 2 hours of TV
Went to my PO Box in the Scottsdale Airpark
Went to Brown's Trailhead at the end of Alma School Parkway in North Scottsdale.
Did a hike of about 2.5 miles
Stopped at store and bought some ramen soup for lunch
Turn on TV to golf
Fell asleep for 45 minutes and awoken by phone call from good buddy back in NJ
Watching end of RBC golf
Gonna change into sleep gear and take a shit
Hitting bed early tonight, around 8:30pm
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Old 04-16-2023, 03:40 PM   #344
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I get up at 4:00.
Check stuff until 430.
Work by 530.
Home to make lunch by 1.
Back to work.
Home to make dinner by 7.
Back to work.
Home to fix emotional traumas and boo boos by 10.
Yell at you people until 12.
Fall asleep.
6 days a week.
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Old 04-16-2023, 04:16 PM   #345
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I get up at 4:00.
Check stuff until 430.
Work by 530.
Home to make lunch by 1.
Back to work.
Home to make dinner by 7.
Back to work.
Home to fix emotional traumas and boo boos by 10.
Yell at you people until 12.
Fall asleep.
6 days a week.
How do you escape it all on day 7?
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