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MVP
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Lee's Summit
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"A bird just ran into my car and I almost puked." And they never texted me again. I still have no idea who it was. |
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#332 |
MVP
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Lee's Summit
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#333 |
Opie and Anthony XM 105
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Whats even worse is when you figure out that message was from a guy that is trying to hang out with your ex. He was "facebook stalking" her and she gave him my number when he asked for hers.
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#334 |
Whose house?
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: KCMO
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I will no longer discriminate against Kettle Cooked Potato Chips!
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#335 |
MVP
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Lee's Summit
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#336 |
Opie and Anthony XM 105
Join Date: Nov 2008
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#337 |
Starter
Join Date: Apr 2008
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I once received a text from a strange number writing me as if I were her boyfriend. I decided to be a complete asshole and proceed to reply to her and tell her what a total c*** she was and that if I saw her again she'd be sorry.
I still kinda feel bad about that one. Yeah...I may have punched my ticket to hell there. |
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#338 | |
Opie and Anthony XM 105
Join Date: Nov 2008
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#339 |
sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
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I need to shave.
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#340 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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#341 |
PermaBanned
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Jouissance
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The Member's List on this forum should be marked "SFW."
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#342 |
v^V^v^V^v^V^
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Holland*
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My childhood best friend, with whom I slept over countless times, went on family vacations (including one to Chicago to see the Cubs), played NBA Jam, and traded baseball cards, is gay. He's engaged, actually.
That's so ****ing awesome. I literally ran a lap around the house when I found out. |
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#343 |
v^V^v^V^v^V^
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Holland*
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lol nub
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#344 |
Please speak your mind
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Here's truthiness: So was mine-well, my best friend from age 11 though about 14. I found out about 15 years ago (we would both have been ...31?). There's no way I would exert the energy to run (are-you-****ing-kidding-me), but I think I opened a bottle of Crown Royal in his honor.
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#345 |
Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: In the box.
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I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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