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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis? | |||
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. | 72 | 59.50% | |
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. | 3 | 2.48% | |
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. | 28 | 23.14% | |
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option | 4 | 3.31% | |
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. | 14 | 11.57% | |
Voters: 121. You may not vote on this poll |
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12-21-2014, 09:25 PM | #331 |
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12-21-2014, 09:29 PM | #332 |
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This thread makes me ****ing depressed. I think about the last time I got a bj. Then I think about how often that shit used to happen.
When I was 14 I was helping my dad at his shop and a guy came buy to change out the parts cleaner barrel and I remember having a conversation where he told me once you get married the bjs stop. And you know what the first two years they didn't since the baby. GONE. Very depressing my wife is fantastic at blow jobs. I'm gonna go take some melatonin and see if I can beat off before I fall asleep. |
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12-21-2014, 09:37 PM | #333 | |
I like Pie!
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12-21-2014, 09:37 PM | #334 | |
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Sometimes your significant other just needs to be reminded that you have needs and desires as well. |
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12-21-2014, 11:33 PM | #335 |
Has a particular set of skills
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12-22-2014, 06:40 AM | #336 |
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Of course. Got some good pussy last night. Had to do some bitching and moaning and she came in and did all the work.
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12-22-2014, 08:45 AM | #337 |
Don't tread on me.
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12-22-2014, 08:47 AM | #338 |
Don't tread on me.
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Pass on that dude, I have a life. Sex and Bj's are awesome, but not twice a day every day awesome. That would be cool for a week tops IMO.
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12-22-2014, 08:57 AM | #339 | |
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Now I have way too much respect for my wife to discuss her on a message board like a conquest. But I shouldn't judge. If thats your thing, go for it. |
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12-22-2014, 09:03 AM | #340 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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It does seem a little bizarre. But hey, if you want to participate in an anonymous bulletin board discussion where you can lie your ass off and suggest your wife is a ravenous whore and a lovely mother in the same sentence, go for it.
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12-22-2014, 09:08 AM | #341 |
Don't tread on me.
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My wife is definitely a conquest for me, and I would brag about her all day, because for me she is perfect. I outkicked my coverage big time, she makes me a better person. She is as hot on the outside as she is beautiful on the inside, AND she gives wicked BJ's, and the sex is fantastic. That is not degrading to her its a compliment. I would have 0 issues telling any of my friends in real life the same thing I just did in this post.
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12-22-2014, 02:26 PM | #342 | |
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I haven't discussed her as a conquest. My wife enjoys sex as much (maybe even more considering she initiates it as often as I do) than I do. It's actually pretty awesome because we've been together over a decade and the sex has gotten better (which obviously isn't the case for you and dress up suzie). Just because you're not comfortable discussing sex doesn't mean others aren't. |
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12-22-2014, 02:28 PM | #343 |
Just here for the Royals
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Has anybody tried swapping with their significant other? Not like swapping your wife, but swapping after you cum in her mouth.
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12-22-2014, 02:28 PM | #344 | |
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What you're describing is fairly normal after a baby. Sometimes new parents need to be reminded that they have an intimate relationship that needs to be maintained. |
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12-22-2014, 02:29 PM | #345 |
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