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Old 05-19-2014, 11:46 AM  
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I'm on a mission to shit
Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
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Old 05-21-2014, 01:43 PM   #331
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Old 05-21-2014, 01:44 PM   #332
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Old 05-21-2014, 01:51 PM   #333
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Old 05-21-2014, 01:52 PM   #334
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its pretty big, but its not as big as i expected

Thaaaaat's what she said!
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Old 05-21-2014, 02:20 PM   #335
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Old 05-21-2014, 03:59 PM   #336
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Old 05-21-2014, 04:00 PM   #337
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Old 05-21-2014, 04:48 PM   #338
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Old 05-21-2014, 05:00 PM   #339
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Old 05-21-2014, 05:03 PM   #340
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This thread was enjoyable.

Speed dating was like talking to what I shat out.
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Old 05-21-2014, 05:14 PM   #341
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Old 05-21-2014, 05:17 PM   #342
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Yeah, you're completely empty. There's nothing left.
I ate food yesterday and today though.
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Old 05-21-2014, 05:27 PM   #343
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Adobe (/əˈdoʊbi/, UK /əˈdoʊb/,[1] Spanish pronunciation:*[aˈðoβe]; Arabic: الطوب) is the Spanish word for mud brick, a natural building material made from sand, clay, water, and some kind of fibrous or organic material (sticks, straw, and/or manure), usually shaped into bricks using molds and dried in the sun. Adobe buildings are similar to cob and rammed earth buildings, but cob and rammed earth are directly made into walls rather than bricks. The Romanian name for this material is chirpici.
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Old 05-21-2014, 06:03 PM   #344
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Old 05-21-2014, 06:39 PM   #345
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