*****2024 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2024 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE THREEPEAT

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Xavier Worthy
Round 2, #63: Kingsley Suamataia
Round 4, #131: Jared Wiley
Round 4, #133: Jaden Hicks
Round 5, #159: Hunter Nourzad
Round 6, #211: Kamal Hadden
Round 7, #248: C.J. Hanson

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2023 Draft thread here
View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by RedinTexas

I thought the Broncos would take Payton Wilson. What better name can there be for a Bronco?

Is there a player named Cheater McSalarycap? Or Oily O'jersey?

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by Kiimo

I am quite aware you're just trolling. And the only answer to trolling is


shut up bitch.




also please put lemon juice on your asshole seems smart

TE szn coming up for the Bengals in just a minute.

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat

They'll have a season like the Texans last year. They start hot but a couple of injuries and they'll lose a lot of steam because they still have some holes in the roster.

Poles is building something there though. It should be fun watching the NFCN over the next few seasons.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

Ross had all that coming in too. It was just once he was here, he realized he didn't like getting hit by the bigger, stronger guys.

The problem for Ross is that he got ruined by bad coaching early in his career.

[wazu]

I'm wondering if the Chiefs figure between Taylor, Morris, and Kingsley they are good.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Pablo

Jonah is "not gonna wow you with speed"

That's great, he'll fit in perfectly on that defense

Did he say that he had three brothers in the NFL? Or were some of those college guys?

Given that so many of his siblings were adopted by his former NFL dad, I'm envisioning the dad scouting prospects out of orphanages.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Do we move back into R3 at some point?

[BryanBusby]

No

[Dunerdr]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15

Do we move back into R3 at some point?

We nailed the first two so I won’t be mad if we don’t but **** I hope we do lol.

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15

Do we move back into R3 at some point?

I’d probably just try and move up in the 4th.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan

When I drove through Kentucky last year I was disappointed I didn't have time to get KFC.

Didn't miss anything. That place has gone way down hill the last decade.

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by rfaulk34

Ross had all that coming in too. It was just once he was here, he realized he didn't like getting hit by the bigger, stronger guys.

Nope. He was just fast. Plus he was way over drafted because he was fast. Completely different than Worthy. I am glad the Bengals selected Ross though. Worked out great for KC in the long run.

[Rain Man]

The Raiders are really trying to protect their quarterback from Chris Jones.

It won't work.

[Delano]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Who the heck is Tony Scheffler? That's the best the broncos can come up with?

Name so goofy not even NFL legend and Texas alum Jamaal Charles can pronounce it.

[rfaulk34]

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

Helps he doesn't have any rings to add weight on that wrist

You son of a bitch.