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oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: OP/KC/Whatever
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I'm so uninspired at work right now. I could probably leave in the next half hour if I could motivate myself to actually do what I'm supposed to be doing.
I saw the epitome of bad driving earlier. An elderly woman, stooped over her steering wheel, huge glasses and all, driving 20 miles under the speed limit (which was 45) while she talked on her cell phone. Times like that I wish I drove a james bondmobile, so I could launch rockets out of my headlights. |
Posts: 58,682
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#317 |
The Boom Boom Room
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Far Beyond Comprehension
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Huge Titties
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Posts: 42,371
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#318 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Parts Unknown
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Hamburgers
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Posts: 21,079
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#319 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Posts: 283,525
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#320 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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The pilot of an airliner bound for Newark from Brussels died in midair. They didn't tell anyone and apparently landed the plane safely. I guess that's why there's a co-pilot. (I guess if you have to choose between being in Newark and dying in midair...)
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Posts: 12,916
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#321 |
Veteran
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Wichita
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I can't get this lyric out of my head
You men eat your dinner, Eat your pork and beans I eat more chicken Any man ever seen — yeah, yeah. |
Posts: 1,640
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#322 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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Posts: 23,213
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#323 |
Don't tread on me.
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Where the peaches grow
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Posts: 8,540
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#324 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Posts: 283,525
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#325 |
MVP
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Lee's Summit
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the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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Posts: 8,461
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#326 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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Posts: 23,213
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#327 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Parts Unknown
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I just ate 5 Bacon Cheese Burgers from Burger King
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Posts: 21,079
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#328 |
Starter
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Why does it take half of the roll of toilet paper just to start the roll of toilet paper?
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#329 |
Opie and Anthony XM 105
Join Date: Nov 2008
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I hate when someone texts me and asks if I want to do something tonight and I don't have their number in my phone. Always feels awkward saying "That depends, who is this?"
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Posts: 7,910
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#330 |
MVP
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Lee's Summit
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Posts: 8,461
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