*****2024 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2024 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE THREEPEAT

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Xavier Worthy
Round 2, #63: Kingsley Suamataia
Round 4, #131: Jared Wiley
Round 4, #133: Jaden Hicks
Round 5, #159: Hunter Nourzad
Round 6, #211: Kamal Hadden
Round 7, #248: C.J. Hanson

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

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View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by saphojunkie

I like how he tracked the ball but this offense sure seems to be predicated on YAC, which is his biggest weakness. I like Mitchell the player and I'm not sure he fits here.

I think Worthy tracks it better, showed better YAC ability and his test speed translates to the field more than Mitchell.

Then again, if you're a fan of Mitchell, you're probably also gonna be a fan of DJLN's boy, Walker, who can likely be had in the 3rd.

Me? I was a big fan of Legette when i started the process so i'll stick to my guns with him when it comes to these day 2 type WR's. Worthy, Legette and Franklin. I like those 3 for Day 2 Prospects.

[Wallymo]

Originally Posted by ModSocks

For me it'd be:

Worthy
McConkey
Mitchell



...I am just not impressed with Mitchell at all. /Shrug. I know im in the minority with that one.

But i was in the minority with Hyatt and Johnston last year too. Just gonna trust myself and wear the egg on my face if i have to.

That would be my order as well. All these late rumors on Mitchell have sufficiently scared me off.

Worthy may not a replacement for MVS/Hollywood, but would be a great complement to Rice. Worthy would take the short throws in space and Rice would work the intermediate zone. Draft a one-trick pony with speed to run the safeties deep in a later round and we're all set.

But we still need a LT.

[ThrobProng]

The latest Bleacher Report mock has KC taking DL Jer'Zhan Newton at 32. Odd.

[RunKC]

What would it cost to move up this far with Seattle?

I don’t want to give up 64. I’d say 32, 95 and the Titans 3rd would be a comparable price tag

Tom Pelissero on NFL Network just now said the Broncos and Seahawks are among teams that could move down tonight

— Sayre Bedinger (@SayreBedinger) April 25, 2024

[Jerm]

Originally Posted by staylor26

Brugler confirmed “several teams” have flagged #LSU WR Brian Thomas for medical concerns.https://t.co/PrHMICqVx4

— Evan Silva (@evansilva) April 24, 2024

Good...good...more of this.

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by RunKC

What would it cost to move up this far with Seattle?

I don’t want to give up 64. I’d say 32, 95 and the Titans 3rd would be a comparable price tag

Tom Pelissero on NFL Network just now said the Broncos and Seahawks are among teams that could move down tonight

— Sayre Bedinger (@SayreBedinger) April 25, 2024

You might have to change TEN's 3rd rounder next year to our 2nd round. I'd be good with either of those packages though.

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by Wallymo

That would be my order as well. All these late rumors on Mitchell have sufficiently scared me off.

Worthy may not a replacement for MVS/Hollywood, but would be a great complement to Rice. Worthy would take the short throws in space and Rice would work the intermediate zone. Draft a one-trick pony with speed to run the safeties deep in a later round and we're all set.

But we still need a LT.

Oh buddy, Worthy would be an outstanding replacement for MVS/Hardman. Faster than both and can track the ball better than both.

Both Worthy and Brown can do the JET Sweep/Screen shit and all that too.

But the idea of sending Worthy on go-routes all game long while Brown works the deep/intermediate and Rice/Kelce work the short/intermediate gives me a ****ing erection.

Legion of Zoom back in KC. Teams would absolutely have to respect our deep game again, thus giving Rice/Kelce room to work in the middle of the field and give Pacheco more room to slam it up their assholes.

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[pugsnotdrugs19]

I'd use our 2nd next year if I gotta knowing we have the TEN 3rd rounder.

[ToxSocks]

Can you imagine the amount of splooge that would flood Chiefs Kingdom if they traded up for BTJ?

They might have to call in the National Guard. It's gonna be like Dubai. But instead of water its splooge. Sploooge everywhere.

[Jerm]

Originally Posted by ModSocks

Can you imagine the amount of splooge that would flood Chiefs Kingdom if they traded up for BTJ?

They might have to call in the National Guard. It's gonna be like Dubai. But instead of water its splooge. Sploooge everywhere.

90% of it will come (heh) from me...

[MahomesMagic]

Originally Posted by saphojunkie

I like how he tracked the ball but this offense sure seems to be predicated on YAC, which is his biggest weakness. I like Mitchell the player and I'm not sure he fits here.

Last years offense in KC was based on gadget plays and throws 2 yards from the LOS.

So in this that context not a fit.

But it’s hard to have a top offense without a WR that just lines up outside and beats the guy across from him.

That’s Adonai.

[RunKC]

What really scares me about Amarius Mims is his injury history. Dude is constantly getting hurt.

Missed games due to injury, missed practice due to injury. Hell he got hurt running the 40 at the combine.

I love the size and traits but deep down I’m terrified he’s the OT version of Kadarius Toney

[ToxSocks]

Oh the walls....on the door handles...under your shoes. Won't be able to go anywhere without getting splooge on you.

So if you miss the draft because you're at Kohls and you notice splooge on the bathroom door handle, just know that the Chiefs just drafted BTJ.

[saphojunkie]

Originally Posted by RunKC

What would it cost to move up this far with Seattle?

I don’t want to give up 64. I’d say 32, 95 and the Titans 3rd would be a comparable price tag

Tom Pelissero on NFL Network just now said the Broncos and Seahawks are among teams that could move down tonight

— Sayre Bedinger (@SayreBedinger) April 25, 2024

That's the spot if you want Brian Thomas Jr.

[VAGOMO 4 LIFE!]

Veach said a couple days ago he would jump into top 15 if the right opportunity presented itself…. BROCK BOWERS!! You are a Chief!