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**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-23-2009, 03:16 PM

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

Hammock Parties · 07-24-2010, 09:16 PM

24 years old.

In space, no one can hear you scream.

booger · 07-24-2010, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

24 years old.

she should be over the farting thing by now

booger · 07-24-2010, 09:22 PM

assuming you take her dancing:

first slow song, gently butt firmly pull on her ponytail and with the other hand this time with more force grasp her asscheek and whisper in her ear " what is your favorite livestock?"

Hammock Parties · 07-24-2010, 09:25 PM

"i like the fact you dont want a relationship"

booger · 07-24-2010, 09:27 PM

young kentucky girl in a pushup bra

Hammock Parties · 07-24-2010, 09:32 PM

Unfffffff. Ride my dinocock.

milkman · 07-24-2010, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booger

there once was a girl from great britain
who plucked all of the hairs on her kitten
to make mittens

There once was a poster named booger
Who thinks a fat lady is a cougar

He tried his hand at ryhme
His efforts, they were a crime

And more nightmarish than Freddie Krueger

booger · 07-24-2010, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

There once was a poster named booger
Who thinks a fat lady is a cougar

He tried his hand at ryhme
His efforts, they were a crime

And more nightmarish than Freddie Krueger

your lucky i can't think of any think that ryhmes with milkman!

old balls!!!!!!

milkman · 07-24-2010, 09:38 PM

You know, I don't believe Claythan when he says he finally got him some vaginal action.

Hammock Parties · 07-24-2010, 09:40 PM

Why should I care?

milkman · 07-24-2010, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Why should I care?

You shouldn't.

But I know you do.

booger · 07-24-2010, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Why should I care?

show him the pics that flopnutz took of you and the one armed hooker.

Hammock Parties · 07-24-2010, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

You shouldn't.

But I know you do.

LOL

OK.

I've told several tales of incredibly pathetic sexual encounters...but I guess I lied to fool Chiefsplanet. I'm a mastermind!

Hammock Parties · 07-24-2010, 10:56 PM

Mitrinomon Z-6 Rocket Pack:

The jetpack included a targeting computer, flight gyros, and a missile. The Z-6's fuel tank held enough fuel for one minute of continuous operation (20 three-second blasts). Each three second blast moved the wearer up to 100 meters horizontally or 7 meters vertically. A user of standard height and weight could reach a top speed of 145 kilometers per hour with a maximum range of two kilometers. Directional thrusters featured gyro-stabilizers to apply counterthrust for maneuvering and landing.

The top of the jet pack had a turbo-projected magnetic grappling hook with 20-meter lanyard (replaceable with 100 meters). A winch inside the launcher lifted up to 100 kilograms. The grappling hook unit was replaceable with an anti-vehicle homing missile.

**luv** · 07-24-2010, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I like to get to know chicks before I **** them. You know, at least grind on them a little and fondle them on the dance floor.

The dance floors at the clubs the intimidate you?

04-23-2009, 03:16 PM
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booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape booger's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks	assuming you take her dancing: first slow song, gently butt firmly pull on her ponytail and with the other hand this time with more force grasp her asscheek and whisper in her ear " what is your favorite livestock?"
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Hammock Parties I'll be back. Hammock Parties's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2002	"i like the fact you dont want a relationship"
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booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape booger's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks	young kentucky girl in a pushup bra
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07-24-2010, 09:32 PM	#3186
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Hammock Parties's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2002	Unfffffff. Ride my dinocock.
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07-24-2010, 09:40 PM	#3190
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Hammock Parties's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2002	Why should I care?
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07-24-2010, 10:56 PM	#3194
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Hammock Parties's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2002	Mitrinomon Z-6 Rocket Pack: The jetpack included a targeting computer, flight gyros, and a missile. The Z-6's fuel tank held enough fuel for one minute of continuous operation (20 three-second blasts). Each three second blast moved the wearer up to 100 meters horizontally or 7 meters vertically. A user of standard height and weight could reach a top speed of 145 kilometers per hour with a maximum range of two kilometers. Directional thrusters featured gyro-stabilizers to apply counterthrust for maneuvering and landing. The top of the jet pack had a turbo-projected magnetic grappling hook with 20-meter lanyard (replaceable with 100 meters). A winch inside the launcher lifted up to 100 kilograms. The grappling hook unit was replaceable with an anti-vehicle homing missile.
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