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08-17-2015, 08:11 PM | #301 |
Better than Nelson
Join Date: Mar 2003
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For as much as your life sucked not too long ago, it amazes me how little empathy you have. It's spectrum-ish.
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08-17-2015, 08:15 PM | #302 | |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I was perfectly nice. I conversed with her for 10 minutes, told her I wasn't interested, and left. |
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08-17-2015, 08:18 PM | #303 |
Run Chiefs fans, run!!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Nashville, TN
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08-17-2015, 08:19 PM | #304 |
Better than Nelson
Join Date: Mar 2003
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08-17-2015, 08:20 PM | #305 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Feb 2004
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08-17-2015, 08:20 PM | #306 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I've known women who weren't interested in me and they led me on and let me pay for everything.
I would have been ecstatic if those women had peaced out after 10 minutes. |
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08-17-2015, 08:22 PM | #307 |
Better than Nelson
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I did misunderstand the 2-minutes of waiting on the check to be the entirety of the date. I'd say 8 minutes makes a difference. My bad.
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08-17-2015, 08:27 PM | #308 | |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Yeah that would have been really mean. I sat there for 8 minutes drinking my beer and figuring out how the **** I was going to get out of there, sub-consciously begging the bartender to get the **** over here so I could ask for the check. |
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08-17-2015, 09:06 PM | #309 | |
Grand champ
Join Date: Sep 2007
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I have no problem talking to girls about sex. I actually love talking about sex. I could talk about sex all day, every day. The issue is that about 99% of my sexual encounters have been one-nighters or very brief. I was a dog when I was younger. But my ex, who I was with for 3+ years, had never watched a lick of porn. To this day she maintains that she's never seen any porn in her lifetime. Her head game isn't bad but she's just not as interested as she could be to perfecting her craft. Head to her is just something she has to do occasionally before sex to get warmed up. Sometimes a guy just wants his dick sucked while he's watching TV, ya feel me?!? |
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08-17-2015, 10:21 PM | #310 | |
C Chiefs once a year!
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Cali
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Women want to be romanced and generally aren't visual creatures like us guys. Thus porno is something that should be introduced long after you've undone her combo. I suggest some guys are better off talking about that after a few dates at least lol. |
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08-17-2015, 10:54 PM | #311 |
Grand champ
Join Date: Sep 2007
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***** Official NEW Dating Mega Thread, Part 2 *****
*on first date*
"I took the liberty of printing out some screenshots from my favorite porno. Here *draws huge John Madden circle* is some of the stuff I'm going to be expecting from you tonight. Don't forget to work the balls." |
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08-17-2015, 10:58 PM | #312 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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New fantasy team: Clay ditched Billy's whale
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08-17-2015, 10:59 PM | #313 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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Yup I have no sympathy for the false advertisers. Let me guess she was "athletic and toned".....8 years ago
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08-17-2015, 11:03 PM | #314 |
Grand champ
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Online dating has ruined you guys
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08-17-2015, 11:08 PM | #315 | |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I have no idea when that pic was taken but it wasn't this month. She walked in and I was like "surely that isn't her...." and then when she stared deeply into my eyes as if to say "hi stud" I realized I had stepped in dating dogshit. |
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