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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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04-29-2021, 07:37 PM | #301 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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I had noticed his absence and was tempted to email him regarding it...guess that's not necessary now.
Pat was always cool with me so this kinda sucks. |
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04-29-2021, 07:42 PM | #302 |
(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Diving
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This is not a good sign.
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04-29-2021, 07:51 PM | #303 |
Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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04-29-2021, 07:54 PM | #304 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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04-29-2021, 07:54 PM | #305 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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04-29-2021, 07:55 PM | #306 |
Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2013
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I have to know. Please tell us.
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04-29-2021, 07:56 PM | #307 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Harvard.
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04-29-2021, 08:02 PM | #308 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Spink, SD
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I wonder if he won the lottery or something and is using this thread to weed out who he doesn't want to share the wealth with.
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04-29-2021, 08:05 PM | #309 |
(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Diving
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692 to go.
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04-29-2021, 08:07 PM | #310 | |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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04-29-2021, 08:07 PM | #311 | |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
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Received a pm tonight though that made me feel like maybe we're being snookered by pat somehow... if he's playing games, it will be the first time I've ever seen it |
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04-29-2021, 08:12 PM | #312 | |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Bonus, a cute classmate sat on my shoulders to watch his speech after that high-five. |
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04-29-2021, 08:13 PM | #313 |
(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Diving
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04-29-2021, 08:14 PM | #314 |
Born to Ride
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: NWA
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What is the 23rd Pillar?
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04-29-2021, 08:25 PM | #315 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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