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I'll be back.
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****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers TNF Game Thread****
Everyone is talking about COVID-19 but have you heard of a DEADLY NEW DISEASE that originated in the GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI, WHERE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, ALSO PLAY?
We call this disease MAHOMESIASIS-15* It is FATAL to ALL AFC West teams AND their fans outside Missouri. Quote:
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES are at extremely HIGH RISK. Symptoms: random burn marks, depression, shrinking of genitals, elevated estrogen levels. WAIT WAIT I'M GETTING A REPORT FROM THE CENTERS FOR DEFENSE CONTROL! OH MY GOD THERE'S AN OUTBREAK HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN LOS ANGELES! EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO DIE! *Please consult a doctor if your Mahomesiasis-15 lasts longer than this game thread. |
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12-16-2021, 10:09 PM | #3091 |
Starter
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Gay would have knocked that down. Hitchens just not fast enough.
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12-16-2021, 10:09 PM | #3092 |
Certified Swiftie
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Justin Herbert is going to be a problem for any defense for the next decade or so.
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12-16-2021, 10:09 PM | #3093 |
Starter
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12-16-2021, 10:09 PM | #3094 |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
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If the Chiefs score, they need to go for 2.
The Chargers have outplayed us pretty much all night and we cannot count on this defense getting another stop. Especially with Staley putting his dick on the table every drive. We can't even slow them down on their side of the field - it's all going to be 4 down territory. The defense has done all it can reasonably be asked to do. So - Patrick needs to lead a drive, get the score, get the 2 pointer and steal this ****ing game. |
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12-16-2021, 10:09 PM | #3095 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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No more runs, please.
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12-16-2021, 10:10 PM | #3096 |
"You like to drink?"
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Amazed the zebras didn't blow that dead.
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12-16-2021, 10:10 PM | #3097 |
Inmem 2.0
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If we score you go for 2 right?
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12-16-2021, 10:10 PM | #3098 |
Veteran
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12-16-2021, 10:10 PM | #3099 |
I don’t care for Auburn
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Try not to sound so morose when the Chiefs pull off a nice play, Joe Buck, you ****ing Nancy boy.
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12-16-2021, 10:10 PM | #3100 |
I Like The Kansas City Chiefs
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Good start
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12-16-2021, 10:10 PM | #3101 |
MVP
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Don't think Andy would go for 2
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12-16-2021, 10:10 PM | #3102 |
MVP
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12-16-2021, 10:10 PM | #3103 |
Supporter
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12-16-2021, 10:10 PM | #3104 |
Mahomes: We Are All Witnesses
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Plenty of time with three time outs.
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12-16-2021, 10:10 PM | #3105 |
MVP
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