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#3031 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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You think the OTHER one misrepresented herself?
I can't wait for the report on this advanture to the temple of doom. Let me predict the post by gochiefs ahheeem. "OMG OMG OMG! so she txted that she wanted all of the sex ALL OF THE SEX and was very interested in anal. I met her at the super 6 motel and ran into the room with a bottle of blue maui and guzzled some down. She was a real Cougar! 40 and everything. She told me to get comfortable, so I started ripping my clothes off. My pants fell down while I was trying to pull a sock off and I got tangled up and fell into the table. She got on the bed, I could almost see her va jay jay through her mountain of thistle muff. I started to climb up the bed to do the deed and get ALL OF THE SEX and she says in this sul-tree voice "so, what do you think of Anal Sex?" and I says "I love some pillaged ass village!!!! and thats when it happend. Right as I began to enter her.....her Gorilla of a husband jumped from the closet shouting "I Love me some new anal TOO!" And then he rear-ended me and tossed more batons to my behind than an olympic 4x400 trials. I'm limping, sticky, my ass hurts and I think he peed in my butt....but Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaat DAMMIT I TOUCHED HER VAGIN with my Doofloppy!!!! I DID THAT BEFORE III!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA " |
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#3032 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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OK, that was funny.
She's 24, BTW. |
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#3033 |
Shit
Join Date: Jun 2008
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wow bad mental picture
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#3034 |
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#3035 | |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#3036 | |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Whoooooooooooa!
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#3037 |
Stay positive, don't give up
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Damn thats a slut, just better hope its not a dude.. remember DOUBLE bag!
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#3038 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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take her some safety goggles claythan.
Don't shoot her eye out, Ralphy ![]() Has she given you the price list yet? |
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#3039 |
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I'm guessing she wants you as a member on her private website. For $40 a month she'll tell you whatever you want to hear... via text.
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#3040 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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#3041 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#3042 |
Time to get hit!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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#3043 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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I can't wait to compose the chat log that follows a week after claythan's first night of love (not luv)
You know....when he realizes his pickle has more bumps than a puppy's chew toy due to the extreme HPV. ![]() Of course, a little texture may interest SOME women more...like a wart on your tongue. |
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#3044 |
Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
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#3045 |
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Can you contract with a 1/2 second insertion?
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