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I'll be back.
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****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers TNF Game Thread****
Everyone is talking about COVID-19 but have you heard of a DEADLY NEW DISEASE that originated in the GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI, WHERE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, ALSO PLAY?
We call this disease MAHOMESIASIS-15* It is FATAL to ALL AFC West teams AND their fans outside Missouri. Quote:
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES are at extremely HIGH RISK. Symptoms: random burn marks, depression, shrinking of genitals, elevated estrogen levels. WAIT WAIT I'M GETTING A REPORT FROM THE CENTERS FOR DEFENSE CONTROL! OH MY GOD THERE'S AN OUTBREAK HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN LOS ANGELES! EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO DIE! *Please consult a doctor if your Mahomesiasis-15 lasts longer than this game thread. |
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12-16-2021, 10:05 PM | #3001 |
MVP
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Frank Clark actually earning his top 20 NFL money would be nice right now.
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12-16-2021, 10:05 PM | #3002 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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Let's hope that their stupid coach starts throwing now.
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12-16-2021, 10:05 PM | #3003 |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
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Location: Columbia, Mo
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Defense is just gassed and it's hard to blame them.
They're thin as can be and they've been asked to do a TON tonight. Hard to be surprised by what we're seeing right here - these guy have to be on fumes. |
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12-16-2021, 10:05 PM | #3004 |
Mahomes: We Are All Witnesses
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Reed is overrated.
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12-16-2021, 10:05 PM | #3005 |
Has a particular set of skills
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Go for the ball, Cant stop the run anyway
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12-16-2021, 10:05 PM | #3006 | |
Emporer of Mongo
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you gave up 1 score down we since tied it |
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12-16-2021, 10:05 PM | #3007 |
Certified Swiftie
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Run defense still shitting the bed.
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12-16-2021, 10:05 PM | #3008 |
Most Valuable Villain
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Chris Jones sucks at run defense? I need to stop hearing that shit from now on.
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12-16-2021, 10:05 PM | #3009 |
That's just f***in' stupid
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12-16-2021, 10:05 PM | #3010 |
Supporter
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Bottle them up , here.
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12-16-2021, 10:06 PM | #3011 |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
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12-16-2021, 10:06 PM | #3012 |
Veteran
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okay huge 3rd down here
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12-16-2021, 10:06 PM | #3013 |
MVP
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Hold them to 3, score a TD with 17 seconds left and win the game.
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12-16-2021, 10:06 PM | #3014 |
MVP
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12-16-2021, 10:06 PM | #3015 |
"You like to drink?"
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Call time
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