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FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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1 thing to keep in mind here Rustshack, people usually get lit up in these threads. You're not. You obviously have the board's respect at this point. Yet they're all telling you the same thing. Good luck with whatever you decide to do.
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#287 |
sorta mod-ish
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Location: KC North
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#288 |
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#289 |
sorta mod-ish
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#290 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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She's lieing and hiding things. Dump her.
I'd go for the mind-F like Mohillbilly suggested. Tell her something like "I'm letting you go because you've got 1 buttcheek that is shaped strangely, and I can't get over it". She'll spend the next 5 years turning in circles like a dog chasing its tail trying to look at her butt every time she's naked or puts on a new outfit.... It'll be awesome. Wish I'd have thought of it back when I was breaking hearts and wombs. |
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#291 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Tell her one nipple is lower on her boob than the other....that will bug the shit out of her.
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Threepeat!
Join Date: Aug 2002
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#294 |
sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
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And yes, cut bait and move on.
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#296 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
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Biz Markie!
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#297 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait Let me tell ya a story of my situation I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation The way that I met her was on tour at a concert She had long hair and a short miniskirt I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth So I can ask you some questions to see if your hundred proof" I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused I said, "How do you like the show?" she said, "I was very amused" I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend" Come on, I'm not even goin' for it This is what I'm goin' sing You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend But you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend But you say he's just a friend So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime 'Cause I have friends and that's a fact Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq Forget about that, let's go into the story About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me So we started talkin', getttin' familiar Spendin' a lot of time so we can build a A relationship or some understanding How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin' Everything sounded so dandy and sweet I had no idea I was in for a treat After this was established, everything was cool The tour was over and she went back to school I called every day to see how she was doin' Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin' I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend" Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that Jus' bust this You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend But you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend But you say he's just a friend So I came to her college on a surprise visit To see my girl that was so exquisite It was a school day, I knew she was there The first semester of the school year I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm This guy made me fill out a visitor's form He told me where it was and I as on my way To see my baby doll, I was happy to say I arrrived in front of the dormitory Yo, could you tell me where is door three? They showed me where it was for the moment I didn't know I was in for such an event So I came to her room and opened the door Oh, snap! Guess what I saw? A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth, I was so in shock my heart went down south So please listen to the message that I send Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend |
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#298 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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"your moms is so poor, she went to McDonalds and asked to put a shake on layaway"
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#299 |
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
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that video is a prime example of why being racist on xbox live is funny
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My advice is to get the **** out now. But if you don't choose to do that, it is critically important that you communicate your concerns to her. This won't be the only time in your relationship that things won't go swimingly and you're going to have to learn to work it out at some point. Take a long objective look at the situation before you decide what to do. The last thing you want to do is tether yourself, your finances, and your future to someone who is "fun" but is not a giving partner in a relationship. I've seen it quite a bit with myself and my buddies. The longer it goes the more painful it becomes. |
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