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Old 05-13-2024, 06:46 AM  
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Something interesting I read on Facebook
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A man who can control his sexual urge is a man who can
live many years on earth. Men don't know that some of
their failures are caused by multiple girlfriends Not all girls
have good spirit. Some are demons, others have venom
between their legs.
Some women are destiny destroyers, beware.
Pay close attention:
1. A real man only has one woman in his life.
2. Don't obey your Erection at all times. Most erections
mislead you Control your erection if you don't want to have
few days on earth with much poverty in you.
3. Don't date a lady because she has curves, boobs and a
sexy shape. These things are simply misleading avoid
such, don't fall for what is called social media irony.
4. Not everything you see under skirt you must work to
eat, some skirts contain snakes that bite you and make you
uncomfortable. control your sexual urge Self control and
abstinence pays a lot in most cases.
5. Marrying a woman doesn't mean she owns you. Treat
her with respect Make her your queen, love, honor her and
give her reasons to treat you the same.
6. Having many girlfriends doesn't make you a man. It only
makes you a womanizer, a cheater and a boy.
7. Just because you're good in bed doesn't make you a
man. A real man is a man who does not run away from his
responsibility but faces it squarely.
8. Respect any woman who loves you Yes, is not easy for a
lady to throw her love on you and support your future.
9. The world celebrates successful men No one will
celebrate you for having many girlfriends. So what's the
point tho? Waste of energy, money & wasted sperm.
Remember, being honest, loyal and faithful, is the
trademark of a real man.
Always remember that
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Old 05-13-2024, 08:13 AM   #16
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Broo one time I was at this motel 6 middle of no where on a road trip just trying to take a nap.

Dude and his girl with another dude in the room next to me.

Dude with the GF leaves with his GF with his homie, he bangs her out, he comes back, friend leaves, then, hes over here asking him if she banged him, shes over here lying saying no.

Craziest shit ever man I got the **** up out of there. Way too much 24/7 movement for me.
You should have asked if you could join
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Old 05-13-2024, 08:14 AM   #17
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TLO is a quality poster....this post is quality stupid shit though
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Old 05-13-2024, 08:18 AM   #18
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TLO is a quality poster....this post is quality stupid shit though
Thank you Mr HayWire.

I came across it this morning and thought it was hilariously stupid. I guess others didn't find it as funny... just stupid.

Can't win them all.
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Old 05-13-2024, 08:19 AM   #19
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I don’t care what FB says, I’m still gonna do your mom.
How old were you the first time you came?
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Old 05-13-2024, 08:21 AM   #20
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Old 05-13-2024, 08:24 AM   #21
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We clearly differ on the definition of "interesting"
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Old 05-13-2024, 08:25 AM   #22
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Old 05-13-2024, 08:26 AM   #23
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Old 05-13-2024, 08:33 AM   #24
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Thank you Mr HayWire.

I came across it this morning and thought it was hilariously stupid. I guess others didn't find it as funny... just stupid.

Can't win them all.
You're still beloved in my book.

My wife says stupid shit all the time and I haven't got rid of her....yet
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Old 05-13-2024, 12:52 PM   #25
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Wilt Chamberlain is famous for scoring 100 points in a NBA game. He is also famous for scoring with 20,000 different women.
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Old 05-13-2024, 01:07 PM   #26
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spread your seed and then get out of the game at 40 and lock down wifey

it's what all the true omega males are doing these days
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Old 05-13-2024, 01:52 PM   #27
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spread your seed and then get out of the game at 40 and lock down wifey

it's what all the true omega males are doing these days
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Old 05-13-2024, 01:57 PM   #28
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Men are programmed to go for this. It's about health and reproduction. If their shape is not sexy they are not healthy, fertile or too old.
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Old 05-13-2024, 02:00 PM   #29
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spread your seed and then get out of the game at 40 and lock down wifey

it's what all the true omega males are doing these days
First, ****ing like a madman and settling down at an older age is nothing new for men or women.

Second, wtf is an omega male? Sounds gay af.
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Old 05-13-2024, 02:09 PM   #30
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Wilt Chamberlain is famous for scoring 100 points in a NBA game. He is also famous for scoring with 20,000 different women.
I could never score 100 points in an NBA game.
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